Recurring characters of DCUM, as written by a DCUM veteran
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Anonymous
| The doc review guy from the Jobs forum. Although he hasn’t been around lately, so hopefully he took advice to find another job/field? |
Anonymous
| GDS parent who is angry at the CCO |
Anonymous
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Airplane noise person
Spring Valley hater -- it's all a nuclear waste dump according to them |
Anonymous
💯 |
Anonymous
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Sure, Jan …it was funny a few years ago. Stale now
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Anonymous
| The OP who keeps starting the same drama threads. |
Anonymous
| Citation demanding poster |
Anonymous
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The Norma Kamali poster in Beauty & Fashion. I love her. Someone will post a thread titled "I need something conservative and understated to wear to my DIL's baby shower" and NK poster will suggest a lime green lycra jumpsuit with fur trim and cutouts. At first it was mildly annoying but she's stuck with it and now I look forward to her posts.
The Langley Elementary booster who posts poetic odes to her favorite school. RIP the DC school lottery Swami, who got chased away by people who were offended by her use of the term "swami." This is why we can't have nice things. More than one person, but the person/people who will respond to even the mildest criticism of a husband in the Relationship forum with "Divorce him." I don't think it's good advice, but it's reliability is a DCUM staple. Similarly, the people who will respond to any thread about dead bedrooms, keeping sex alive in a marriage, or sex post 40 or 45 by explaining how they do it like 2-3x a day, in their 60s, no problem. I don't believe them, but their insistence is funny to me. |
Anonymous
| DIL who dislikes her MIL, oh wait that's all of you |
Anonymous
| Lady who thinks McLean HS is neglected |
Anonymous
MIL who loathes her DIL, oh wait that’s all of you |
Anonymous
I think there's more than one 
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Anonymous
Yes I was going to list doc review guy. Maybe he can give an update. |
Anonymous
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Pimmit Hills realtor
Debbie Downer - on almost every thread, about 3 or 4 responses in, the person will basically call OP stupid for the post The Langley kids don’t do drugs mom The person who can’t be ok if anyone over 35 has kids |
Anonymous
| "Our HHI is $700k. Does that make us the working poor in DC?" |