Recurring characters of DCUM, as written by a DCUM veteran
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Anonymous
| The poster(s) trying to get someone to “retrieve” their child so they can ship them to a “therapeutic” boarding school |
Anonymous
Yes! This poster posts in every forum too. It's bizarre. |
Anonymous
| The "what about the oil spill" person every time Mantua is mentioned. |
Anonymous
| Burger King Lady |
Anonymous
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The MoCo is Communist poster
The 30something single and coping Everyone in the financial forum who thinks $200K is poor, even if it’s twice the median household income in the area. |
Anonymous
| The faux curiosity trolls/posters:“why are people still wearing masks?” |
Anonymous
The person who makes up random crap. |
Anonymous
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The poster lamenting his disadvantaged their “big 3” student is in college admissions
The Princeton rowing mom whose DD has got to be 30+ by now |
Anonymous
| The weird guy that keeps posting about the jewelry making girlfriend he met abroad who has a mother who follows him on social media. Makes me laugh every time. |
Anonymous
I spend way too much time on DCUM. How do I not know this lady? |
Anonymous
| Person who posts in slightly foreign English about the older son and younger daughter. Older son is not living up to her expectations and she wants to schedule him in even more activities. Younger daughter is very social whereas poster is not so it makes her feel uncomfortable. |
Anonymous
| The Money forum people who make 350k and feel insecure |
Anonymous
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"Is Bullis the Harvard of the DMV?" booster mom
Angry GDS CCO parent (but frankly I agree with her) And of course Cabell Maddux |
Anonymous
Poster who starts threads and expects everyone to know what they're talking about but is too lazy to include a link. |
Anonymous
+1 And doesn't think anyone will call them on it. |