Recurring characters of DCUM, as written by a DCUM veteran

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Laughing emoji poster. She’s either a troll or on drugs, because nobody is that dumb in real life, are they?

Just so we’re clear…anytime you see an emoji used on here, you think that’s just one person? And you’re calling other people dumb?

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Anonymous wrote:Has anybody mentioned the pair of atheists who hate it when anybody talks about Christianity, and really, really hate it when somebody talks about Catholicism? They plus one each others' unoriginal insults, it's almost tragic.

You. The endlessly perseverative conservative Christian with the faux persecution complex who never, ever shuts up about the supposed “pair of atheists,” and who refuses to move on to a site where they actually have a forum specifically for Christians to discuss among themselves, because then you’d lose your opportunity to play the victim.

-not an atheist, Episcopalian

Newsflash: I’m Episcopalian too, and this is the very first time I’ve pointed out the pair of atheist haters. Although there’s someone else who does that and they may be conservative, but I don’t know that.

Tell me you’re OK with this pair that derails so many threads with, let’s call it what it is, bigotry, and who start so many hateful threads?

Well, congrats (?) then, because you have a DCUM twin who’s a conservative Catholic and drones on ENDLESSLY (including in multiple threads on Website Feedback) about the Evil Pair of Atheists Who Should Be Banned From The Religion Forum For Persecuting The Poor, Poor Christians.

BS. You need to learn about cause and effect. Don't insult people (the said "persecution") and nobody will complain about you.

Are you 4? You're completely unable to take responsibility for starting fights and then acting like a four-year-old saying "she did it!"

PP must have been the one who called Catholics "primitive barbarians" a few pages ago on this very thread. The moderator removed it. And here she is now whining that people don't appreciate her input.

Wrong again. I’ve never posted a single word against Catholics. I’m just sick to death of this professional whiner vomiting all over the boards about her faux victim complex.

Somebody DID post some really nasty stuff about Catholics on this thread. The moderator deleted it. You’re in sone weird place of denial where you think people who disapprove of that are the problem.

Jeff has told the obsessive poster that the “twin atheists” exist only in that person’s deranged imagination.

Poor obsessive poster. Fighting fictitious foes.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Laughing emoji poster. She’s either a troll or on drugs, because nobody is that dumb in real life, are they?

Just so we’re clear…anytime you see an emoji used on here, you think that’s just one person? And you’re calling other people dumb?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Has anybody mentioned the pair of atheists who hate it when anybody talks about Christianity, and really, really hate it when somebody talks about Catholicism? They plus one each others' unoriginal insults, it's almost tragic.

You. The endlessly perseverative conservative Christian with the faux persecution complex who never, ever shuts up about the supposed “pair of atheists,” and who refuses to move on to a site where they actually have a forum specifically for Christians to discuss among themselves, because then you’d lose your opportunity to play the victim.

-not an atheist, Episcopalian

Newsflash: I’m Episcopalian too, and this is the very first time I’ve pointed out the pair of atheist haters. Although there’s someone else who does that and they may be conservative, but I don’t know that.

Tell me you’re OK with this pair that derails so many threads with, let’s call it what it is, bigotry, and who start so many hateful threads?

Well, congrats (?) then, because you have a DCUM twin who’s a conservative Catholic and drones on ENDLESSLY (including in multiple threads on Website Feedback) about the Evil Pair of Atheists Who Should Be Banned From The Religion Forum For Persecuting The Poor, Poor Christians.

BS. You need to learn about cause and effect. Don't insult people (the said "persecution") and nobody will complain about you.

Are you 4? You're completely unable to take responsibility for starting fights and then acting like a four-year-old saying "she did it!"

PP must have been the one who called Catholics "primitive barbarians" a few pages ago on this very thread. The moderator removed it. And here she is now whining that people don't appreciate her input.

Wrong again. I’ve never posted a single word against Catholics. I’m just sick to death of this professional whiner vomiting all over the boards about her faux victim complex.

Somebody DID post some really nasty stuff about Catholics on this thread. The moderator deleted it. You’re in sone weird place of denial where you think people who disapprove of that are the problem.

Jeff has told the obsessive poster that the “twin atheists” exist only in that person’s deranged imagination.

Poor obsessive poster. Fighting fictitious foes.

Good job, dear atheist, showing everybody in the Off Topic forum what a liar and troll you are. I'm sure they're all impressed with you! You're definitely a DCUM "character," if lying trolls can be said to be characters.

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Anonymous wrote:Has anybody mentioned the pair of atheists who hate it when anybody talks about Christianity, and really, really hate it when somebody talks about Catholicism? They plus one each others' unoriginal insults, it's almost tragic.

You. The endlessly perseverative conservative Christian with the faux persecution complex who never, ever shuts up about the supposed “pair of atheists,” and who refuses to move on to a site where they actually have a forum specifically for Christians to discuss among themselves, because then you’d lose your opportunity to play the victim.

-not an atheist, Episcopalian

Newsflash: I’m Episcopalian too, and this is the very first time I’ve pointed out the pair of atheist haters. Although there’s someone else who does that and they may be conservative, but I don’t know that.

Tell me you’re OK with this pair that derails so many threads with, let’s call it what it is, bigotry, and who start so many hateful threads?

Well, congrats (?) then, because you have a DCUM twin who’s a conservative Catholic and drones on ENDLESSLY (including in multiple threads on Website Feedback) about the Evil Pair of Atheists Who Should Be Banned From The Religion Forum For Persecuting The Poor, Poor Christians.

BS. You need to learn about cause and effect. Don't insult people (the said "persecution") and nobody will complain about you.

Are you 4? You're completely unable to take responsibility for starting fights and then acting like a four-year-old saying "she did it!"

PP must have been the one who called Catholics "primitive barbarians" a few pages ago on this very thread. The moderator removed it. And here she is now whining that people don't appreciate her input.

Wrong again. I’ve never posted a single word against Catholics. I’m just sick to death of this professional whiner vomiting all over the boards about her faux victim complex.

Somebody DID post some really nasty stuff about Catholics on this thread. The moderator deleted it. You’re in sone weird place of denial where you think people who disapprove of that are the problem.

Jeff has told the obsessive poster that the “twin atheists” exist only in that person’s deranged imagination.

Poor obsessive poster. Fighting fictitious foes.

Good job, dear atheist, showing everybody in the Off Topic forum what a liar and troll you are. I'm sure they're all impressed with you! You're definitely a DCUM "character," if lying trolls can be said to be characters.

Oh my god, can you two call it quits and go beef in real life or something? This argument is going nowhere.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:NP. Natural law anti-redshirter comes to mind. Not sure if she’s been mentioned. I find her fascinating.

Good one. I can't believe that no one has mentioned her. Justice requires that your premie born on August 30 with learning delays attend school on time. If you cared, you should have gotten help to bring that slacker up to speed before he turned 5.

I adore natural law anti-redshirter, especially when she talks about how it’s natural law that school follow the calendar year. I am convinced she is a New Yorker who believes the NYC school system rule is actually a physical law akin to the law of gravity.

Love her posts. They are delightfully surreal.

[Anonymous]

There’s also the lady who thinks public bathrooms are clean and there’s nothing wrong with sitting on the toilet seats

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There’s also the lady who thinks public bathrooms are clean and there’s nothing wrong with sitting on the toilet seats

Does she also lick doorknobs, or is that someone else?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The weird thing about the mother of five who is now a grandmother is that she reveals how distant her family is unintentionally. I remember her posting something about how she didn’t see her new grandson for months although they didn’t live far. It was jarring after all the posts about how right she was.

"When you tell the truth, you don't need to have a good memory." -Judge Judy
That lady is a lying liar who lies.

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Anonymous wrote:The weird thing about the mother of five who is now a grandmother is that she reveals how distant her family is unintentionally. I remember her posting something about how she didn’t see her new grandson for months although they didn’t live far. It was jarring after all the posts about how right she was.

I think she said one lives in CO & another in MS.

[Anonymous]

On Beauty and Fashion, the Norma Kamali poster. Posts the most ugly, random Norma Kamali items on threads.

Troll for terrible D-list celebs posting about how "breathtakingly beautiful" and "perfect" they are.

I think they are professionals.

There are also the people in shoe threads--the women who only post Keens, Mephistos, and Birks no matter the question, and the women who live to snark on these women. It's...something.

[Anonymous]

The weirdos who obsess over random celebrities' relationships/privates lives. And act as if they really know them and their inner thoughts/feelings.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There’s also the lady who thinks public bathrooms are clean and there’s nothing wrong with sitting on the toilet seats

I didn’t need to know about that. 🤢

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The weirdos who obsess over random celebrities' relationships/privates lives. And act as if they really know them and their inner thoughts/feelings.

Since we don’t have our own royals (except weird-ass Megan Markle), some obsess over Hollywood.

Except, Hollywood is completely full of pedophiles and sexual predators, like Harvey Weinstein.

So why do we celebrate these overpaid creeps with award shows? They are mostly horrible people.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:SLP who won’t change diapers

I Don't blame her.