S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake

[Anonymous]

If I want to save a few shucks and not blow the budget, would you call me a kernel pincher??

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This thread is like a Saturday Night Live skit that gets turned into a movie. What's funny for 3 minutes on TV... once it's turned into a 90 minute movie? Not so much.

Yet you read this far.... Corn on you!!!!

[Anonymous]

I'm feeling corntastic reading all these posts!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I saw the loser of the "stalk of the year award". This ear got out of her car, went in the the Cornbucks to get a cup of butter, and when I looked in her car, she had left her two-year old and four-year old niblets in the car. Yes, they were sleeping, but really- WHO DOES THAT? I didn't call CPS, but waited for her to come out and gave her an earful.

CPS = Corn Protective Services?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This thread is like a Saturday Night Live skit that gets turned into a movie. What's funny for 3 minutes on TV... once it's turned into a 90 minute movie? Not so much.

Yet you read this far.... Corn on you!!!!

You just made me LOL on the metro and now the guy sitting across from me is looking at me like I'm crazy, corn on YOU!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This thread is like a Saturday Night Live skit that gets turned into a movie. What's funny for 3 minutes on TV... once it's turned into a 90 minute movie? Not so much.

booooo, go rain on somebody else's corn farm, corn pooper!

[Anonymous]

Haha ... 17:13, You Corn, Girl!

[Anonymous]

After shucking corn I now find that I can now start and stop my monthly flow while sitting on the toilet. Is this normal?

[Anonymous]

Funny, PP! =)

Does your nanny eat all of your cornflakes!? My nanny does, and my dh called her on it, too. Yep, He yelled at her on the phone for 1 hour after she had apologized, and bought us 20 cases of new cork flakes. Do you think he overreacted? I confess, I sometimes eat ALL of the cornflakes, too. Anyway, now we count the cornflakes in the box daily just to make sure each cornflake is accounted for! Next time there is a cornflake discrepency, it is "Adios Nanny! Go eat someone else's cornflakes!"

[Anonymous]

cork=corn (oops)

[Anonymous]

I am trying to cornvert my nanny from a household employee to an independent corntractor, but she's resistant. Time for a new nanny?

[Anonymous]

Anyway... How about some corn recipes?

[Anonymous]

My cobs wont shuck-up and go to sleep. Where's my HFCS, dammt? Better yet where's my Ethanol, I need something with more kernel to it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Anyway... How about some corn recipes?

I promise, if you fix this recipe, there won't be a bite left in the bowl! I usually double it.

Stewed Corn

Ingredients
6 ears fresh Silver Queen corn
½ stick butter (not margarine)
½ cup whole milk
1 teaspoon salt

Directions
Shuck corn and remove all silks. Finely cut the corn. (With a sharp knife, vertically slice each row of kernels. Then cut off about ½ of the kernels, going round the cob. Repeat.) With back of knife, scrape juice from each cob. (It will splatter, so use a large bowl.) Place in double boiler. Add other ingredients. Cover and cook over gently boiling water for approximately 1 ½ hours. If needed, add more milk. Serves 4.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Anyway... How about some corn recipes?

I promise, if you fix this recipe, there won't be a bite left in the bowl! I usually double it.

Stewed Corn

Ingredients
6 ears fresh Silver Queen corn
½ stick butter (not margarine)
½ cup whole milk
1 teaspoon salt

Directions
Shuck corn and remove all silks. Finely cut the corn. (With a sharp knife, vertically slice each row of kernels. Then cut off about ½ of the kernels, going round the cob. Repeat.) With back of knife, scrape juice from each cob. (It will splatter, so use a large bowl.) Place in double boiler. Add other ingredients. Cover and cook over gently boiling water for approximately 1 ½ hours. If needed, add more milk. Serves 4.

Thanks I will try and fix it for my nibblet soon.