S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
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Anonymous
| I was looking in my DS mouth yesterday and noticed that he was sprouting an actual piece of candy corn in his gum. He has a real orange candy corn tooth! Should I take him to the dentist? |
Anonymous
| PP, hopefully he won't need a corn canal. Ouch! |
Anonymous
| We're thinking about buying in Corn Valley, should I worry about my cobs being born with radioactive kernels? I hear the soil there is to die for, but my corn agent tells me not to give two shucks about it because it's not so bad. Would you risk it or take your husks elsewhere? |
Anonymous
| If you homecorned your cob, you would have never been at the store in the first place. I'm not passing judgment, just sayin'. |
Anonymous
| 16:50, I'd get the corn out of there! Kernels should never be compromised, never! |
Anonymous
| This thread is like a Saturday Night Live skit that gets turned into a movie. What's funny for 3 minutes on TV... once it's turned into a 90 minute movie? Not so much. |
Anonymous
| My friend and I are having a disagreement about "the big 3." Please tell mw whose side you are on. Our friendship is on the line! I say "Cornell, Cornumbia, Corn State." She says, "U. Of Corn, USC, Corntown." HELP! |
Anonymous
| My friend and I are having a disagreement about "the big 3." Please tell mw whose side you are on. Our friendship is on the line! I say "Cornell, Cornumbia, Corn State." She says, "U. Of Corn, USC, Corntown." HELP! |
Anonymous
| How many bushels of corn can a corn shuck shuck if a corn shuck can shuck corn. |
Anonymous
| Sorry for the double post. My brain is turning to corn mush! |
Anonymous
Mine has not, but I find that it's kind of dried out. |
Anonymous
| 17:02, how could you forget Cornton?? |
Anonymous
| Another name post, sorry. DH and I cannot decide between the names Cornelia, Cornetta, Corndelia, and Mary Corn. Opinions? |
Anonymous
| PP, How about Cornla, a sweet cousin of one of our faves, Larla. |
Anonymous
You are like that beat up dirty husk at the bottom of the crib that no one wants and no one pays any attention to. |