S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake

[Anonymous]

PP, depends on if he butters his own corn or they do it for hiim!

[Anonymous]

I was hoping to share my corn with a friend, but she suddenly looked grossed out and hid her feet. WTH!? (Hehe, sorry.)

[Anonymous]

If you are a stay at home corn farmer, is shucking part of your job? I mean, I tend the stalks, water them, hoe the rows and spread the organically friendly bugs around to eat the corn pests. This takes up a lot of my day! Then my DH comes home from work and expects them all the be shucked before dinner! I know he works too, but he has no idea how much energy I spend making sure those little stalks he made me grow are happy all day. This is a constant fight we have. Anyone other SAHCFs have this problem?

[Anonymous]

If organic corn were the end-all-be-all of food (isn't it already?!), would you prefer to buy it at a store called Trader Corn's or Whole Corns Market? And why?

[Anonymous]

Seriously, you guys are cornholes!

just when I think all the weird corn jokes have been exhausted, you have me cracking up at my desk.

[Anonymous]

DCUM cornies (you know who you are), if you are consistenly posting corny things on this site, are you raising your kids to be little cornholes, too?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If you are a stay at home corn farmer, is shucking part of your job? I mean, I tend the stalks, water them, hoe the rows and spread the organically friendly bugs around to eat the corn pests. This takes up a lot of my day! Then my DH comes home from work and expects them all the be shucked before dinner! I know he works too, but he has no idea how much energy I spend making sure those little stalks he made me grow are happy all day. This is a constant fight we have. Anyone other SAHCFs have this problem?

I'm a SAHCF but I use to be a WAHCF, I don't consider shucking part of my job. We have a cornkeeper who comes over twice a week to do that. She does a really good job too, being a corn herself and all.

[Anonymous]

If you are a keeper of the corn, do you wish to raise your own corn someday, or it's enough to just tend to others' corn?

[Anonymous]

Should I spent my last few ears on CorningWare or the Corning Museum? I can't decide!

[Anonymous]

Do I owe it to my corn to pay its tuition to corn college? My parents paid my way but that was when corn college costed a few kernels.

[Anonymous]

A kernel saved is a kernel earned.

[Anonymous]

This corn won't shuck itself.

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Anonymous wrote:My DC(dear corn) for those who ride the short bus) is having an affair with the tomatoes. I hacked into his husk last night while he was crosspolinating.

Some may say that cross polinating at an Asian corn massage parlor is not cheating but I would love to hear otehrs opinion on this issue.

Is a happy popping of his corn cheating or not?

If there are no emotions, it's not cheating.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I need help naming my corn, any suggestions? We are considering Maisy-short for the indian word Maze Thoughts?

Maisy was the name of the pump in my high school.

Ok. What is a "pump"?

[Anonymous]

this is hilarious.. I'm just curious though.. if I make pop corn to eat while I'm reading this, will someone call CPS?.. you know.. corn protective services? Is someone gonna come take my corn away?