S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
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Anonymous
| If your spouse holds doctoral degree in corn science, does he or she prefer to go by Dr., or go with "Corn MD" in the e-mail signature? |
Anonymous
| This morning, heading south on 270, the guy behind me blared his corn for no reason. I was pissed off. I mean, yeah, his corn is loud and strong, but that's no reason to ruin my commute. |
Anonymous
| W can't this damn corn take care of itself? It's all old, growing out of it's husks, not exercising. I don't want to keep it around forever! |
Anonymous
| I am 40 and haven't read a magazine in fifteen years, so I'm surprised to hear about this new trend of waxing corn silks. Does anyone actually do this? And what is a Full Nebraskan? |
Anonymous
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Can I sleep train my corn while she it is still in its husk? Or does she need to be out of its husk?
Sleep training does NOT mean corn-it-out! |
Anonymous
| When is the proper time to start potty training my corn? Little corn is dropping kernels all over the house so I think he's ready to train. |
Anonymous
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Why didn't the farmer enjoy jokes about his poops.
Because they're corny! |
Anonymous
| Really, all people think about is themselves. Those poor fields of corn. To them, yesterday was a cornquake! |
Anonymous
| I am in my 2ww. Would you eat any/all of the following corn items? Corn fritters, corndogs, cornbread, corn on the cob, cream of corn, , corn chips, polenta, corn tortillas? |
Anonymous
| You forgot corn dogs. How about them? |
Anonymous
| ... sorry, you had that. "My corn"! |
Anonymous
| Just found a CORNDOG under teenage daughter's bed! WWYD?! |
Anonymous
| PP - No more corn for her, that's for sure! |
Anonymous
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15.O5
LOL! |
Anonymous
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My DC(dear corn) for those who ride the short bus) is having an affair with the tomatoes. I hacked into his husk last night while he was crosspolinating.
Some may say that cross polinating at an Asian corn massage parlor is not cheating but I would love to hear otehrs opinion on this issue. Is a happy popping of his corn cheating or not? |