S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My DC(dear corn) for those who ride the short bus) is having an affair with the tomatoes. I hacked into his husk last night while he was crosspolinating.

Some may say that cross polinating at an Asian corn massage parlor is not cheating but I would love to hear otehrs opinion on this issue.

Is a happy popping of his corn cheating or not?

If there are no emotions, it's not cheating.

Watch out for cross-pollinating transmitted diseases, though. I've seen cobs coming out of those places with salt all over them. I wouldn't let him take my shuck off until he was tested.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:this is hilarious.. I'm just curious though.. if I make pop corn to eat while I'm reading this, will someone call CPS?.. you know.. corn protective services? Is someone gonna come take my corn away?

PP, what is wrong with you??? that is corn abuse and yes someone will take your corn away. Sheesh! people. If you can't take proper care of your corn, whey did you shuck them in the first place?

[Anonymous]

I'd Hit That Cornday

[Anonymous]

hahaha the lamestream media is getting in on the corntastrophe with a story on npr this hour on the 'high' price of corn. (not a joke I am loling in my car)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:this is hilarious.. I'm just curious though.. if I make pop corn to eat while I'm reading this, will someone call CPS?.. you know.. corn protective services? Is someone gonna come take my corn away?

PP, what is wrong with you??? that is corn abuse and yes someone will take your corn away. Sheesh! people. If you can't take proper care of your corn, whey did you shuck them in the first place?

I really can't help it... I just love to shuck, It's okay though because I'm pro-corn.. but come on now, seriously, doesn't everyone enjoy pop corn every now and then?

[Anonymous]

A corn in hand is better than 10 in the bushel! So there.

[Anonymous]

Have you hugged your corn today??

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:this is hilarious.. I'm just curious though.. if I make pop corn to eat while I'm reading this, will someone call CPS?.. you know.. corn protective services? Is someone gonna come take my corn away?

PP, what is wrong with you??? that is corn abuse and yes someone will take your corn away. Sheesh! people. If you can't take proper care of your corn, whey did you shuck them in the first place?

I really can't help it... I just love to shuck, It's okay though because I'm pro-corn.. but come on now, seriously, doesn't everyone enjoy pop corn every now and then?

No, everyone doesn't enjoy popping their corn, I will never do that to my corn!. Please get some therapy.

[Anonymous]

16:11

I bet she licks her fingers after popping her corn too.

[Anonymous]

Jon Corn from the series Mad Corn...is very hot:

[Anonymous]

ahh shucks

[Anonymous]

16:15, his collar looks a bit stiff, no? Maybe it could use some corn starch.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:16:11

I bet she licks her fingers after popping her corn too.

Hell yeah I do, and I really love a big bowl of pop corn while watching my cornography..

[Anonymous]

Do you tithe your corn? How much corn do you donate to charity?

[Anonymous]

How did you know your corn was gifted?