S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
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Anonymous
| Anyone watch America's Got Corn last night? Some of those acts really popped, huh! |
Anonymous
You mean "ears" about this. |
Anonymous
Be sure to show him how to use a corndom! |
Anonymous
| My corn was all home-birthed. So therefore we are better than all of you. |
Anonymous
| I think you are all cornaholics. You need to get to a 12 step program. Seriously, you are just making excuses. |
Anonymous
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MIL and FIL insist on staying overnight when we serve corn. They live TWENTY MINUTES away! I don't understand why they can't drive back home after dinner.
The corn is gone - GONE, I tell you, and it's not like they need to stick around for the corn's bedtime routine. |
Anonymous
| Folks, do you recommend a practical, family-oriented Honda Corn, something with the 3 rows, or just burn the shucks and splurge for a Corn Davidson? It's all about self-satisfaction, isn't it? |
Anonymous
better the kernels than the whole ear...then you'd have to have the "lifestyle" conversation |
Anonymous
Bring on the cornholes! |
Anonymous
| Well, this thread is certainly very corn-worthy, but mightily distracting. I've gotta get back to my job -- time is corn! |
Anonymous
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If you go on Etsy, you can get macrame corn to use in place of a tampon or pad.
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Anonymous
| Husks, just husks. |
Anonymous
Corn pone 
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Anonymous
| My friend's corn is already growing out of its husk, but mine isn't! Is this normal progress? I knew I should have used that organic fertilizer! |
Anonymous
| Did you hear the new head of the International Corn Fund went to Holton? |