Weird moment with DIL

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:“Old Rump” is now a certified DCUM Classic.

Go sit your Old Rump on the back porch, eat a piece of fruit, and leave my pristine kitchen in peace! Have some Boring Water. Use a Burgundy Washcloth to freshen your Old Rump and enjoy some Lightly Fried Tuna.

I am embarassed to say I recognize everything from this other than the Boring Water lol!!!
DCUM since 2013!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This DIL is my hero. She drove up, surveyed the scene, said “Nope.”, and made her escape.

I don't know about hero but I honestly find it inspiring as well