Things you wish you could say to a coworker

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Stop acting like you're hot sh*t and talking about your LV bags and huge house in Loudoun County/cars and acting like everyone else can't afford that stuff.

I know what most everyone here makes and nobody's impressed--most of them can afford way more LV bags than you, they just choose not to buy them. And they're actually saving for retirement instead of buying LV bags. And they could afford a mansion and flashy cars if they moved out there too.

LOL, I think i ran into this lot exactly at the playground the other day. Wanted to tell them to move to Orange Country, they'd meet more kindred spirits.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Stop acting like you're hot sh*t and talking about your LV bags and huge house in Loudoun County/cars and acting like everyone else can't afford that stuff.

I know what most everyone here makes and nobody's impressed--most of them can afford way more LV bags than you, they just choose not to buy them. And they're actually saving for retirement instead of buying LV bags. And they could afford a mansion and flashy cars if they moved out there too.

LOL, I think i ran into this lot exactly at the playground the other day. Wanted to tell them to move to Orange Country, they'd meet more kindred spirits.

yeah I've known people who pulled that stuff with their boss and boss' boss. Um, pretty sure your boss who is two levels above you can afford that purse, she just chooses not to buy one...

[Anonymous]

-You will never get promoted because you don't do enough work and what little work you do is crap. Also, you don't know when to shut up and let things go, especially when you're talking about things you clearly don't understand. You seem to be looking for things to get offended by and no one wants to be around someone like that.

-Your "listening" face is really distracting. Stop squinting and cocking your head to the side. It's not a subtle tilt either - it's like you're trying to touch your ear to your shoulder. I can't look at you when you do this.

[Anonymous]

Stop coming to my room to gossip. If you have an issue, talk to the person directly. Actually I do say the second part, but all I hear it “I’m not that invested in working here. It’s not worth my effort.” Well there’s a lot of effort and time wasted when you gossip.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Quit asking me about my new car. It’s not fancy but I paid for it not you.

No I’m not having a housewarming. We work together and that’s the only time I have to spend it with you all.

Your daughter isn’t beautiful...she looks like a boy. G’s daughter on the other hand looks like a model and you know it.

Wow. What an ugly post.

We’re coworkers not friends. If you like toxic people in your life then fine but I don’t.

[Anonymous]

I've told you that your strong perfume gives me a migraine. I'm on immune-suppressing medication that unfortunately makes me prone to motion sickness and am sensitive to smells.

I think it's horrible that you spray it in your office after I tell you this, which is two steps down from mine. Thank you for causing another brutal, nausea ridden migraine. I will vomit in your office next time.

[Anonymous]

No, you’re not an expert at xyz. It doesn’t matter that you’ve been doing it for 30 years. It appears you’ve just been doing it wrong the entire time. You have no education, training, or credibility in the field. I don’t even know how you got the job. Just stop. You look ridiculous.