Things you wish you could say to a coworker
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Anonymous
| Flush the toilet! |
Anonymous
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I wish I could tell her this:
Quit gossiping about other people. It's rude. Quit interrupting me because there's something that, in your words, you "just have to tell somebody." Quit coming into the office asking me, "Guess what I just found?" Stop saying "Oh my God" for every stupid little thing. Quit talking to me. STFU. You have no class. You are an idiot. |
Anonymous
| I understand that you have a lot going on right now. I know you're working on two degrees while working full-time, and I also know that you're a single mom. However, when you call in sick at least one day a week and take a vacation day at least one a day to work, the rest of us have to pick up your work load. |
Anonymous
Or your hair. |
Anonymous
How is this even possible? Is this a common thing? Or is there one very active poster who has a colleague who does this? |
Anonymous
| Please throw out the bottle of perfume that you keep in your desk drawer. Yes, the big one. You squirt it on every hour. It drives us nuts and we don't know why you do it. |
Anonymous
New poster and I have a coworker that does it. It’s gross. |
Anonymous
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Just because you are on speakerphone does not mean you have to YELL so loud people two states over can hear you.
STOP putting your fish in the toaster oven. |
Anonymous
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Quit asking me about my new car. It’s not fancy but I paid for it not you.
No I’m not having a housewarming. We work together and that’s the only time I have to spend it with you all. Your daughter isn’t beautiful...she looks like a boy. G’s daughter on the other hand looks like a model and you know it. |
Anonymous
Wow. What an ugly post. 
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Anonymous
| You don't have "food poisoning" or a "migraine" every Monday. |
Anonymous
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PP Here. Or an "allergic reaction."
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Anonymous
If she has accrued the sick days and vacation days, they're hers to take. That said, if she's taking 1 sick day + 1 vacation day per week, that's a lot of paid time off. Does her job really offer 100+ days of paid time off? (If so, where do I sign up?) |
Anonymous
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Stop acting like you're hot sh*t and talking about your LV bags and huge house in Loudoun County/cars and acting like everyone else can't afford that stuff.
I know what most everyone here makes and nobody's impressed--most of them can afford way more LV bags than you, they just choose not to buy them. And they're actually saving for retirement instead of buying LV bags. And they could afford a mansion and flashy cars if they moved out there too. |
Anonymous
NP, I used to share an office with an otherwise great guy who did this. I finally called him out and he was surprised that i found it gross (imm not the sensitive type). We made a pact that he had to clean up and do it when i was not present. Luckily i have lots of meetings |