S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Corn Watch at Lacey Park:

Your toddler tried to take my child's corn and when I tried to snatch back the corn your nanny snapped at me. CONTROL YOUR NANNY!

AND CONTROL YOUR CORN TOO!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Corn Watch at Lacey Park:

Your toddler tried to take my child's corn and when I tried to snatch back the corn your nanny snapped at me. CONTROL YOUR NANNY!

Was the kid or the nanny a FATTIE?

[Anonymous]

Am I the only one here who gets annoyed w/ people who buy an ODD number of ears of corn?! These are usually the same people who wear an odd size of clothing, too. Some people!!! I just do NOT get it! WHYNMN

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

jsteele wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
Well I called her crazy and then my post was removed....do you think it would be removed if it was not a joke? And it did not mention corm anywhere.

Your post was removed because you called the poster of an obviously farcical post "crazy". This thread has been going great. Then, you had to jump in with the name calling. And, if that was not enough, you had to post repeated posts showing that a sense of humor was not the only thing you lacked.

Well compared to some of the other insults that are constantly slung on DCUM...I tend to think that "crazy" is nothing. You choose to ignore threads with blatant profanity and I do not see any issue with calling a weird post crazy. Obviously I lacked humor as I did not get the joke.

PP, the joke was quite obvious actually, because you always have those random folks who jump into a thread and post something completely unrelated to the thread being discussed. They are worse than trolls.

[Anonymous]

10:33

Eat some corn and reply in the morning.

[Anonymous]

My corn needs a car to drive my nanny to the store for poors, should we buy the Mercedes or BMW 300 series?

[Anonymous]

OMG! I am 1 day post ovulation. Do you think I am pregnant? My biggest symptom is I just cannot eat enough corn! Has anyone else experienced this, and then got a BFP?

[Anonymous]

10:43

Have you peed on the corn? I heard if it turns blue you are, indeed, pregnant and there are no.false.positives.

[Anonymous]

What's fair to pay a doula/nanny who has experience with children of the corn?

[Anonymous]

If my corn is sleeping do I really have to pay for childcare? And if not, can't I just pay my nanny for the 2 hours that my baby corn is awake during the day anyway?

[Anonymous]

I'm still trying to loose the weight from my last ear of corn! I've put on too much during our marriage from corn and DH doesn't like it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm still trying to loose the weight from my last ear of corn! I've put on too much during our marriage from corn and DH doesn't like it.

Frequent blow jobs will shut up DH. Pay attention!

[Anonymous]

If you give your corn oral on a daily basis you won't ever have any problems.
And I am not a husband, I swear

[Anonymous]

DS received a birthday party invitation that specified "no gifts." I was planning to get the birthday child a big bag of corn (shucked, of course.). DS was so very excited about giving the gift of corn. Can we still bring it?

[Anonymous]

My corn is a big corn, 90% but hates riding backwards, it is only a few months old but is hugs and is growing out of it's husk, should I turn it now or wait for the age the Academy of American Corniatrics suggests?