S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake

[Anonymous]

My 4 y.o wants cornrows. Should I let her do that to her hair?

How many piercings does she have?

Ugghhh! You probably let her wear bikinis and nail polish!

[Anonymous]

10.50

Yes! I peed on the corn this morning, and the kernels did indeed turn....PURPLE! Could I be having....an ALIEN?! Although, I did take the the test during the EARTHQUAKE; and all that shaking made it difficult to get enough pee on the cob, so I do not know. Thoughts?!

[Anonymous]

purple...

I think that means you will have a GBM.

(gay black male).

or maybe you will birth corn.

[Anonymous]

Can anyone comment on the corn situation at Yu Ying?

[Anonymous]

and they say DCUMers don't have a sense of humor.

[Anonymous]

11.27

A gay black male is NOT what I imagined, BUT being AMA, and single ttc #1, and after $5,000,000,000 of fertility treatments, 100 IVF's, 26 donor sperm vials at THE very best fertility clinic in the world with THE number 1 RE in the world, how can I complain!? (And if you do not believe me then go ahead, just check the stats!)...Come to think of it, there was 1 vial of sperm that was from a Black donor! Ironically, donor #2197 was also named Cornelius! I think it is a sign...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If you give your corn oral on a daily basis you won't ever have any problems.
And I am not a husband, I swear

Also offer anal once a month to break the monotony and spice things up!

[Anonymous]

Wait, isn't there a corncob in Faulkner's Sanctuary?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:11.27

A gay black male is NOT what I imagined, BUT being AMA, and single ttc #1, and after $5,000,000,000 of fertility treatments, 100 IVF's, 26 donor sperm vials at THE very best fertility clinic in the world with THE number 1 RE in the world, how can I complain!? (And if you do not believe me then go ahead, just check the stats!)...Come to think of it, there was 1 vial of sperm that was from a Black donor! Ironically, donor #2197 was also named Cornelius! I think it is a sign...

obviously you will be happy with whatever family Corn gives you.

Your AMA? Plan on scheduling a corn-section?

[Anonymous]

^^ You're! blast typing on my corn-phone.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:11.27

A gay black male is NOT what I imagined, BUT being AMA, and single ttc #1, and after $5,000,000,000 of fertility treatments, 100 IVF's, 26 donor sperm vials at THE very best fertility clinic in the world with THE number 1 RE in the world, how can I complain!? (And if you do not believe me then go ahead, just check the stats!)...Come to think of it, there was 1 vial of sperm that was from a Black donor! Ironically, donor #2197 was also named Cornelius! I think it is a sign...

obviously you will be happy with whatever family Corn gives you.

Your AMA? Plan on scheduling a corn-section?

You must be open to Corn's plan.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:11.27

A gay black male is NOT what I imagined, BUT being AMA, and single ttc #1, and after $5,000,000,000 of fertility treatments, 100 IVF's, 26 donor sperm vials at THE very best fertility clinic in the world with THE number 1 RE in the world, how can I complain!? (And if you do not believe me then go ahead, just check the stats!)...Come to think of it, there was 1 vial of sperm that was from a Black donor! Ironically, donor #2197 was also named Cornelius! I think it is a sign...

obviously you will be happy with whatever family Corn gives you.

Your AMA? Plan on scheduling a corn-section?

You must be open to Corn's plan.

And give your child the gift of Corn.

[Anonymous]

I hope my nanny does not yell at my corn, and call him "GBMM!" (Gay Black male monster!) If nanny apologies, though, I "may" be able to forgive her....

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I hope my nanny does not yell at my corn, and call him "GBMM!" (Gay Black male monster!) If nanny apologies, though, I "may" be able to forgive her....

Pray to Corn for guidance.

[Anonymous]

I just had the MOST amazing corn in Colorado. It's so damn good when fresh.