My house is on fire

[Anonymous]

I think this is so funny. Your dear vulva spends 4 hours slapping itself against the back of someone's seat on the flight from DC to Tucson, and now you come looking for guidance because vulva has a rash.

Have you ever thought of holding your vulva down when it gets the wigglies? Walking it up and down the aisle to let it stretch? Or just otherwise controlling your vulva?!!! As a paying customer on the flight, I don't think I should have to feel the constant slap slap slap of your giddy little vulva just because you don't know how to keep it still.

[Anonymous]

Help! I think my vulva is profoundly gifted and talented. Should I do public (with magnets) or private?

[Anonymous]

Brief interruption to note that vulva - magnets would be an awesome association for the Word Game thread. I'm tucking this one away.

Continue!

[Anonymous]

Have you considered that your vulva may need floor time? Or, at the very least, a social skills group? It seems to me that your vulva is struggling with concepts that a genital of its age should have mastered. My vulva had a rash several years ago. Now it is moving on to catarrhs and other, more advanced, illnesses.

[Anonymous]

You know what I'm tired of seeing? All those "My vulva is on fire at Gonzaga High School" stickers. Good for you, show off.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You all are so callous. OP is referring to her psycological state, which is a house of cards at the moment all because of her heartless MIL. Here you are talking about STDs, when OP's reaching out to us for succor.

Succor?? I hardly know 'er!

[Anonymous]

Die, ridiculous thread and ridiculous OP, die.

[Anonymous]

Not meaning to hijack this thread but my MIL is a vulva who recommends brushing my son's teeth with jalapeno juice. Question is, do we have to support her after her money runs out? And, if so, is it OK if when she comes to live with us, we renovate the old bomb shelter in the backyard so that it has a private bedroom, bathroom and padded room? Any advice appreciated. PS-where can I get organic Cheetos in Takoma Park?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Not meaning to hijack this thread but my MIL is a vulva who recommends brushing my son's teeth with jalapeno juice. Question is, do we have to support her after her money runs out? And, if so, is it OK if when she comes to live with us, we renovate the old bomb shelter in the backyard so that it has a private bedroom, bathroom and padded room? Any advice appreciated. PS-where can I get organic Cheetos in Takoma Park?

No no no! Don't let you MIL do this! She has to use FucoThin to brush your son's teeth!!