My house is on fire

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP here,

When I wrote "My house is on fire." I meant that I have a rash on my vulva. My MIL told me to use a mixture of "icy hot" and jalapeño juice to cure it.

Then you definitely should NOT blame her. She was trying to help. What did your husband do to help you? I'm assuming nothing. Not only that, but you likely got the rash from him, so I think you anger is focused on the wrong person here. Your mother in law was just trying to help you and you can't blame her for her ignorance if it turned out not to be the best remedy.

[Anonymous]

Why did you ever marry your DH if you knew your MIL was a pyromaniac? It's all your fault. You also should never have bought a house in the first place. You know there are flame retardant materials out there, don't you sweetie?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP here,

When I wrote "My house is on fire." I meant that I have a rash on my vulva. My MIL told me to use a mixture of "icy hot" and jalapeño juice to cure it.

I just wet my pants.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP here,

When I wrote "My house is on fire." I meant that I have a rash on my vulva. My MIL told me to use a mixture of "icy hot" and jalapeño juice to cure it.

I just wet my pants.

Sigh. Another person who doesn't know the most basic things, like about kegels.

[Anonymous]

I thought this thread was a Talking Heads reference. Pass the bong.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP here,

When I wrote "My house is on fire." I meant that I have a rash on my vulva. My MIL told me to use a mixture of "icy hot" and jalapeño juice to cure it.

I just wet my pants.

Sigh. Another person who doesn't know the most basic things, like about kegels.

holy crap this bat shit thread is fucktastic.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I thought this thread was a Talking Heads reference. Pass the bong.

Bong? That's no way to honor the '80, what're you, 12?. You should be doing a line instead.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP here,

When I wrote "My house is on fire." I meant that I have a rash on my vulva. My MIL told me to use a mixture of "icy hot" and jalapeño juice to cure it.

Then you definitely should NOT blame her. She was trying to help. What did your husband do to help you? I'm assuming nothing. Not only that, but you likely got the rash from him, so I think you anger is focused on the wrong person here. Your mother in law was just trying to help you and you can't blame her for her ignorance if it turned out not to be the best remedy.

Isn't that how OP got the rash?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP here,

When I wrote "My house is on fire." I meant that I have a rash on my vulva. My MIL told me to use a mixture of "icy hot" and jalapeño juice to cure it.

Organic, I hope?

[Anonymous]

I always find it funny how parents will blame someone else for their troubled vulvas. It's only in passing you even mention the rash, as if that was something that was just going to GO AWAY on its own or something. As if the REAL PROBLEMS only started after you put your vulva in this cream/hot sauce environment, but at home everything was okeedokey. If your vulva is in a rash at home, it will have problems elsewhere. You're just in denial by blaming it on some cream mixture that doesn't seem to "understand" your vulva.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP here,

When I wrote "My house is on fire." I meant that I have a rash on my vulva. My MIL told me to use a mixture of "icy hot" and jalapeño juice to cure it.

Then you definitely should NOT blame her. She was trying to help. What did your husband do to help you? I'm assuming nothing. Not only that, but you likely got the rash from him, so I think you anger is focused on the wrong person here. Your mother in law was just trying to help you and you can't blame her for her ignorance if it turned out not to be the best remedy.

Isn't that how OP got the rash?

She clearly picked up the rash during a SAHM playdate she arranged through DCUM. I applaud the ownership she is demonstrating with her sexuality, and it is the Pope's fault that she ended up with the rash.

[Anonymous]

How do you expect us to diagnose your vulva rash for you, and tell you what you must do about it, if you don't provide Abe details. Color? Itchy? Bleeding or oozing?

[Anonymous]

Any, not Abe. Hate spell check (sometimes)!

[Anonymous]

Good--I was a little worried that we had a new character on this board who referred to itself in the third person. Now THAT would be scary.

[Anonymous]

I'm sorry OP but I'm a little late in posting this. I did want to recommend that you contact Pat Shelly from the Breastfeeding Ctr on K street. They'll even make house calls and I'm sure they'll know what to do about your firey house.