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Anonymous
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My house is on fire should I blame my MIL?
TIA! |
Anonymous
| No but you should have her come over to help man one of your garden hoses. Good to be helpful. |
Anonymous
| Hmmmm. Perhaps I could send my MIL and stepMIL over to help out too? Doing good deeds for others does help people stop obsessing about how to drive their DILs nuts... |
Anonymous
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Of course your mother in law is not to blame. Beauvoir is. They absolutely do not prepare kids for math. Plus they force their bumper stickers on anyone who walks by the school. The result of this combination: a tinderbox of bumper stickers, and a child who didn't have a clue how to describe how big the fire was when it started, thus wasting precious time trying to determine if it should be measured in liters, meters, or grams.
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Anonymous
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I cannot believe you are coming onto DCUM to ask this question.
Google it. |
Anonymous
Yes. I'll bet she put a hex on you. Mine wouldn't have been above this. |
Anonymous
You're just in here rabble rousing because your child didn't get into Beauvoir. Of course Beauvoir prepares children not only to know how large the fire is, but also to determine how many feet per minute it will burn while you waste precious time trying to post about your house being on fire on your new iPhone that couldn't hold a signal to save your life. Literally this time. |
Anonymous
| Don't blame your MIL. Your electrictrical contractor was probably exhausted on wiring day, from having his airplane seat kicked for hours by some out of control toddler the night before. |
Anonymous
| Your house is on fire because you did not breastfeed your DD until she was 4. And you don't buy solely organic produce. |
Anonymous
Okay, close, but you need to somehow "link" it to the house being on fire. See now the one before was good: electrician tired because toddler kept kicking his airplane seat. Try again, but make sure it leads you to...FIRE. Go. |
Anonymous
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If you had set your thermostat at 75, the AC unit wouldn't have overheated
Or maybe your south american nanny was too cold, and illicitly tried to warm up her basement room |
Anonymous
Not the poster but the answer is obvious. OPs house was struck by lightning because she didn't breastfeed until 4 or make her own baby food. |
Anonymous
Excellent, and yes obvious. |
Anonymous
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Do you even realize that the vast majority of people can't even afford a house here? and that even if they could, they wouldn't want to buy one?
The sense of entitlement and anti-Catholic bigotry in this region is incredible. when I tell my friends from other regions about the houses burning down here they laugh! you make me sick. |
Anonymous
| Clearly your MIL went to Mater Dei before her sex change. Besides bullying people on the lacross field and by wielding Barbie backpacks, MD grads also burn down houses. |