My house is on fire

[Anonymous]

VulvaRashReview puts out an annual list of the top reasons for vulva rashes, and I just wanted you to know, bad MIL advise isn't even ON THE LIST! And these are nationally recognized vulva-rash factors, according to a range of criteria (not just which rashes go on to land you in one of the top gynecology hospitals: Johns Hopkins, Mayo Clinic or Brigham and Women's Hospital).

So I think you're really reaching, OP.

Signed,

Vulva-rash survivor who went on to Johns Hopkins Hospital and is proud of it

[Anonymous]

I am at work CRYING because I am laughing so hard reading this insane thread. Thank god noone has stopped by my office!

[Anonymous]

You all are so callous. OP is referring to her psycological state, which is a house of cards at the moment all because of her heartless MIL. Here you are talking about STDs, when OP's reaching out to us for succor.

[Anonymous]

OP,

I just wanted you to know that I was at Guy Mason park in NW DC last week, and I saw a Vulva rash on a hispanic-looking woman with long brown hair wearing a light blue Metallica t-shirt and a purple wrap around skirt (no undies, clearly). She was not even talking to her rash, and her rash was getting redder and redder. I wanted to go over there and take care of her rash, but I decided against it. Was that your rash?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP here,

When I wrote "My house is on fire." I meant that I have a rash on my vulva. My MIL told me to use a mixture of "icy hot" and jalapeño juice to cure it.

Make me laugh. I was reminded today vulva rash. Are you serious?

We live in the same vulva! Ours is paid for, thankfully. *If I wanted to be at your low level*, I could tell you how we are more educated than you (we are), have nicer (and bigger) things, are not in debt like you, are from more desirable (expensive), educated, accomplished geographical areas, and more.

We have been very blessed in life, and do not take anything for granted. We try to attract those who are "down to earth" (instead of those having that awful look on their face). But you just insist with your attitude. Your husband is even more comical (penis thing, it is supposed). I find it amusing, knowing what I know. It is just so typical for this area, where the snobby epidemic is usually for "covering up" (insecurities about accomplishing/having less/being from less).

Other neighbors seem to agree about this particular vulva, so it is not just me, thankfully. It is so tiresome and so transparent. Thanks for the vent. Wishing you nice neighbors!

[Anonymous]

I think your MIL was acting out of concern for you. She knows you are in foreclosure, so she wants you to get the insurance money instead of having to do a short sale.

[Anonymous]

I think MIL hated OP's crappy taste. Who could blame her? Really OP, who told you shag rugs were OK?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think MIL hated OP's crappy taste. Who could blame her? Really OP, who told you shag rugs were OK?

Too bad the fire missed OP's lawn ornaments.

[Anonymous]

Why would you blame your MIL for starting the fire when all she was doing was trying to help you? Sure it burns a little, but are you so selfish and ungrateful that you won't allow your MIL to spend time with your vulva? She is not always going to be around and you will look back and be sorry that your vulva and your MIL didn't develop a closer relationship.

[Anonymous]

Oh, OP, I feel for you... no advice, except to say HANG IN THERE, and hope that the time your family spends together trying to deal with this problem makes you all STRONGER. Hugs to you!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP, you sound very judgmental from your post. You don't mention any of the nice things your MIL has done for you over the past years, and you are just focusing (I think rather unhealthily) on this one issue: the fire. Have you even tried to talk to you MIL about this? Did she even know you didn't WANT your house set on fire?

I'm sorry, because I generally find sympathy for DILs, but your post really is so one-sided, I think you need to stop and reflect a little, when all the flames die down.

Love it-LMAO!!!

[Anonymous]

Many of you seem to have an unhealthy obsession with vulvas. OP did not ask for your observations on your own or other peoples' vulvas. Just whether her MIL's vulva-related advice was valid. Is it too much to expect one of you to drop your own vulva concerns and give her an answer?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Many of you seem to have an unhealthy obsession with vulvas. OP did not ask for your observations on your own or other peoples' vulvas. Just whether her MIL's vulva-related advice was valid. Is it too much to expect one of you to drop your own vulva concerns and give her an answer?

It's really unreasonable of you to expect people to just answer a question. Responders are meant to ignore the question and just comment as they see fit. It seems that OP was trying new sensations with her vulva and she got flamed when she applied the icy-hot and pepper combination. She chose that and now she has to live with it for the rest of her life.

[Anonymous]

NP here, I want to cry. I *actually* have a vulva rash and can't believe the attitudes of all of you jerks who think making fun of vulvar jalapeno rashes is so hilarious. I hope your MIL burns down your houses.

To the OP, there's a great doctor for this locally. He only charges $1300 and doesn't take insurance. This part is actually true. =p

[Anonymous]

I happen to know the OP makes $1300 in 2 minutes time working as a doctor, a lawyer, and a welder at the same time. No need to look down upon those who only make $800 all day and can't afford to replace their Chevy Chase mansion when their MIL burns it down....