Middle aged dating is trash!

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Anonymous wrote:To all the old ladies dating the young studs, I have a question. Why don't I ever see you together with your boy toy at a restaurant or club, on a hiking or biking trail, on a boat, or at church? Why when I travel to Las Vegas, Miami, Honolulu or Paris do I only see older men with younger women, and not granny with her young Latin penis?

Men age so much worse than women I am not sure how you could know. Men won’t even use a mild retinol or some rogaine.

LOL no women do not age better than men, the women my age on the apps are fat wrinkled bags of suet.

Some of them are 10 pounds of potatoes stuffed into 5 pound bags. Others are just dumpster fires. Mid-50s male.

Sorry you're having that experience. I'm 51 and 5'9", 120 lbs, brown/green, 32DD, still ovulating and not a speck of cellulite anywhere.

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Anonymous wrote:To all the old ladies dating the young studs, I have a question. Why don't I ever see you together with your boy toy at a restaurant or club, on a hiking or biking trail, on a boat, or at church? Why when I travel to Las Vegas, Miami, Honolulu or Paris do I only see older men with younger women, and not granny with her young Latin penis?

Men age so much worse than women I am not sure how you could know. Men won’t even use a mild retinol or some rogaine.

Hah so that's why when Peopel magazine and the like put out a list of "Sexiest Men Alive" and "Sexiest Women Alive" the men are all 40+ and the women are all in their 20s to mid 30's.

Men who keep their hair and stay in some shape age better than women of the same age from what I've seen. Grey hair can look sexy on a man. Age can look sexy on a man. Not so for (most) women.

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Anonymous wrote:To all the old ladies dating the young studs, I have a question. Why don't I ever see you together with your boy toy at a restaurant or club, on a hiking or biking trail, on a boat, or at church? Why when I travel to Las Vegas, Miami, Honolulu or Paris do I only see older men with younger women, and not granny with her young Latin penis?

Men age so much worse than women I am not sure how you could know. Men won’t even use a mild retinol or some rogaine.

LOL no women do not age better than men, the women my age on the apps are fat wrinkled bags of suet.

Some of them are 10 pounds of potatoes stuffed into 5 pound bags. Others are just dumpster fires. Mid-50s male.

Sorry you're having that experience. I'm 51 and 5'9", 120 lbs, brown/green, 32DD, still ovulating and not a speck of cellulite anywhere.

You seem Underweight.

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Anonymous wrote:To all the old ladies dating the young studs, I have a question. Why don't I ever see you together with your boy toy at a restaurant or club, on a hiking or biking trail, on a boat, or at church? Why when I travel to Las Vegas, Miami, Honolulu or Paris do I only see older men with younger women, and not granny with her young Latin penis?

Men age so much worse than women I am not sure how you could know. Men won’t even use a mild retinol or some rogaine.

LOL no women do not age better than men, the women my age on the apps are fat wrinkled bags of suet.

Some of them are 10 pounds of potatoes stuffed into 5 pound bags. Others are just dumpster fires. Mid-50s male.

Sorry you're having that experience. I'm 51 and 5'9", 120 lbs, brown/green, 32DD, still ovulating and not a speck of cellulite anywhere.

You seem Underweight.

seriously underweight. Scarily underweight.

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Anonymous wrote:To all the old ladies dating the young studs, I have a question. Why don't I ever see you together with your boy toy at a restaurant or club, on a hiking or biking trail, on a boat, or at church? Why when I travel to Las Vegas, Miami, Honolulu or Paris do I only see older men with younger women, and not granny with her young Latin penis?

Men age so much worse than women I am not sure how you could know. Men won’t even use a mild retinol or some rogaine.

LOL no women do not age better than men, the women my age on the apps are fat wrinkled bags of suet.

Some of them are 10 pounds of potatoes stuffed into 5 pound bags. Others are just dumpster fires. Mid-50s male.

Sorry you're having that experience. I'm 51 and 5'9", 120 lbs, brown/green, 32DD, still ovulating and not a speck of cellulite anywhere.

You seem Underweight.

seriously underweight. Scarily underweight.

Yeah, I don't like women with elbows that pointy. They hurt.

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Posts like this always make me think, "I promise to be nice to my wife, just the thought of ever going on a date ever again makes me queasy". Seriously, the game you have to play would totally turn me off.

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Anonymous wrote:To all the old ladies dating the young studs, I have a question. Why don't I ever see you together with your boy toy at a restaurant or club, on a hiking or biking trail, on a boat, or at church? Why when I travel to Las Vegas, Miami, Honolulu or Paris do I only see older men with younger women, and not granny with her young Latin penis?

Men age so much worse than women I am not sure how you could know. Men won’t even use a mild retinol or some rogaine.

LOL no women do not age better than men, the women my age on the apps are fat wrinkled bags of suet.

Some of them are 10 pounds of potatoes stuffed into 5 pound bags. Others are just dumpster fires. Mid-50s male.

Sorry you're having that experience. I'm 51 and 5'9", 120 lbs, brown/green, 32DD, still ovulating and not a speck of cellulite anywhere.

With breasts hanging down to your knees…..

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Anonymous wrote:To all the old ladies dating the young studs, I have a question. Why don't I ever see you together with your boy toy at a restaurant or club, on a hiking or biking trail, on a boat, or at church? Why when I travel to Las Vegas, Miami, Honolulu or Paris do I only see older men with younger women, and not granny with her young Latin penis?

Men age so much worse than women I am not sure how you could know. Men won’t even use a mild retinol or some rogaine.

LOL no women do not age better than men, the women my age on the apps are fat wrinkled bags of suet.

Some of them are 10 pounds of potatoes stuffed into 5 pound bags. Others are just dumpster fires. Mid-50s male.

Sorry you're having that experience. I'm 51 and 5'9", 120 lbs, brown/green, 32DD, still ovulating and not a speck of cellulite anywhere.

You seem Underweight.

I am a bit, but I am jut naturally thin. I don't diet. And IRL I look slender not starved.

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Anonymous wrote:To all the old ladies dating the young studs, I have a question. Why don't I ever see you together with your boy toy at a restaurant or club, on a hiking or biking trail, on a boat, or at church? Why when I travel to Las Vegas, Miami, Honolulu or Paris do I only see older men with younger women, and not granny with her young Latin penis?

Men age so much worse than women I am not sure how you could know. Men won’t even use a mild retinol or some rogaine.

LOL no women do not age better than men, the women my age on the apps are fat wrinkled bags of suet.

Some of them are 10 pounds of potatoes stuffed into 5 pound bags. Others are just dumpster fires. Mid-50s male.

Sorry you're having that experience. I'm 51 and 5'9", 120 lbs, brown/green, 32DD, still ovulating and not a speck of cellulite anywhere.

With breasts hanging down to your knees…..

Nope. They look pretty much like they always did.

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Anonymous wrote:You are scaring us that are thinking about ending our marriages.

- as it that is a bad thing??

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Anonymous wrote:To all the old ladies dating the young studs, I have a question. Why don't I ever see you together with your boy toy at a restaurant or club, on a hiking or biking trail, on a boat, or at church? Why when I travel to Las Vegas, Miami, Honolulu or Paris do I only see older men with younger women, and not granny with her young Latin penis?

Men age so much worse than women I am not sure how you could know. Men won’t even use a mild retinol or some rogaine.

LOL no women do not age better than men, the women my age on the apps are fat wrinkled bags of suet.

Some of them are 10 pounds of potatoes stuffed into 5 pound bags. Others are just dumpster fires. Mid-50s male.

Sorry you're having that experience. I'm 51 and 5'9", 120 lbs, brown/green, 32DD, still ovulating and not a speck of cellulite anywhere.

You seem Underweight.

I am a bit, but I am jut naturally thin. I don't diet. And IRL I look slender not starved.

And clearly humble

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Anonymous wrote:To all the old ladies dating the young studs, I have a question. Why don't I ever see you together with your boy toy at a restaurant or club, on a hiking or biking trail, on a boat, or at church? Why when I travel to Las Vegas, Miami, Honolulu or Paris do I only see older men with younger women, and not granny with her young Latin penis?

Men age so much worse than women I am not sure how you could know. Men won’t even use a mild retinol or some rogaine.

LOL no women do not age better than men, the women my age on the apps are fat wrinkled bags of suet.

Some of them are 10 pounds of potatoes stuffed into 5 pound bags. Others are just dumpster fires. Mid-50s male.

Sorry you're having that experience. I'm 51 and 5'9", 120 lbs, brown/green, 32DD, still ovulating and not a speck of cellulite anywhere.

With breasts hanging down to your knees…..

Nope. They look pretty much like they always did.

Either their at your knees or you’ve had quite a bit of work done, sweetie. 51 and 32DD means 51 and 32 long.

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Anonymous wrote:To all the old ladies dating the young studs, I have a question. Why don't I ever see you together with your boy toy at a restaurant or club, on a hiking or biking trail, on a boat, or at church? Why when I travel to Las Vegas, Miami, Honolulu or Paris do I only see older men with younger women, and not granny with her young Latin penis?

Men age so much worse than women I am not sure how you could know. Men won’t even use a mild retinol or some rogaine.

LOL no women do not age better than men, the women my age on the apps are fat wrinkled bags of suet.

LOL that’s because those are the women the app algos are sending your way… out here in UMC DCUMlandia middle aged women maintain themselves well.

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Anonymous wrote:To all the old ladies dating the young studs, I have a question. Why don't I ever see you together with your boy toy at a restaurant or club, on a hiking or biking trail, on a boat, or at church? Why when I travel to Las Vegas, Miami, Honolulu or Paris do I only see older men with younger women, and not granny with her young Latin penis?

Men age so much worse than women I am not sure how you could know. Men won’t even use a mild retinol or some rogaine.

LOL no women do not age better than men, the women my age on the apps are fat wrinkled bags of suet.

LOL that’s because those are the women the app algos are sending your way… out here in UMC DCUMlandia middle aged women maintain themselves well.

Nope. I live in McLean. Women here are not well-maintained.

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Anonymous wrote:To all the old ladies dating the young studs, I have a question. Why don't I ever see you together with your boy toy at a restaurant or club, on a hiking or biking trail, on a boat, or at church? Why when I travel to Las Vegas, Miami, Honolulu or Paris do I only see older men with younger women, and not granny with her young Latin penis?

Men age so much worse than women I am not sure how you could know. Men won’t even use a mild retinol or some rogaine.

LOL no women do not age better than men, the women my age on the apps are fat wrinkled bags of suet.

Some of them are 10 pounds of potatoes stuffed into 5 pound bags. Others are just dumpster fires. Mid-50s male.

Sorry you're having that experience. I'm 51 and 5'9", 120 lbs, brown/green, 32DD, still ovulating and not a speck of cellulite anywhere.

With breasts hanging down to your knees…..

Nope. They look pretty much like they always did.

Either their at your knees or you’ve had quite a bit of work done, sweetie. 51 and 32DD means 51 and 32 long.

For you perhaps. Mine are just as fine as ever. And they are all natural, like the rest of me, sweetie. Best part is knowing my body is beautiful at any age, try not to bitter and love yourself more.