What clothes look awful on men?

[Anonymous]

DH/StBxH? wears t-shirts as pants, with legs his going through the sleeves. He Uses a belt to hold them up. He calls them t-pants and plans to start a business selling them.

He used to only do wear them indoors, but now walks outside in them and has been seen by at least two neighbors. He says if his new "product" is going to succeed he needs to get people used to seeing someone wearing them. I am at my wits end.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:DH/StBxH? wears t-shirts as pants, with legs his going through the sleeves. He Uses a belt to hold them up. He calls them t-pants and plans to start a business selling them.

He used to only do wear them indoors, but now walks outside in them and has been seen by at least two neighbors. He says if his new "product" is going to succeed he needs to get people used to seeing someone wearing them. I am at my wits end.

Uh, what?

[Anonymous]

DH/StBxH? wears t-shirts as pants, with legs his going through the sleeves.

I had a typo. I meant "with his legs going through the sleeves." He calls them t-pants but it's really just a t-shirt, worn as pants. He uses one of those canvas belts with the two metal rings to hold them up.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:White socks that go up to mid-calf
Tevas or other sandals
Dirty baseball hats

This must be one of the reasons everyone looks at DH.

[Anonymous]

Khaki shorts, tucked in collared shirt and loafers… ffs, untuck and get some tennis shoes

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Khaki shorts, tucked in collared shirt and loafers… ffs, untuck and get some tennis shoes

I think tennis shoes with khaki shorts and collared shirt looks goofy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Khaki shorts, tucked in collared shirt and loafers… ffs, untuck and get some tennis shoes

I think tennis shoes with khaki shorts and collared shirt looks goofy.

I think the afore maligned boat shoe looks best- Sperry Topsider. Better than khaki shorts, though, are the moisture wicking tech Golf shorts in darker shades which can be successfully worn with dark tennis shoes. I agree most men look better with casual shirts untucked, but sympathize with guys with shorter torsos who find shirts to fit like dresses.

[Anonymous]

Sigh. It's the same one as for women.

Don't be fat.
Sand up straight.
Have some muscle tone (no need to be overly muscular, just not flabby or skinny fat).
Have a ready and genuine smile.

For both sexes, that is the best outfit.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Khaki shorts, tucked in collared shirt and loafers… ffs, untuck and get some tennis shoes

I think tennis shoes with khaki shorts and collared shirt looks goofy.

The 80’s are calling you and want you to sit down.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Khaki shorts, tucked in collared shirt and loafers… ffs, untuck and get some tennis shoes

I think tennis shoes with khaki shorts and collared shirt looks goofy.

I think the afore maligned boat shoe looks best- Sperry Topsider. Better than khaki shorts, though, are the moisture wicking tech Golf shorts in darker shades which can be successfully worn with dark tennis shoes. I agree most men look better with casual shirts untucked, but sympathize with guys with shorter torsos who find shirts to fit like dresses.

Buy untucked.
Topsides ffs, no

[Anonymous]

I wear clothes for myself. Not to be objectified by anonymous harlots and bitter housewives whose fern gullies have turned arid wastelands, so they spend hours a day on this hellscape trying to unload at least a tiny portion of that relentless misery onto others.

Hawaiian shirts and various and sundry cabana wear: feels like I’m in Margaritaville all summer long. Also flattering for my Rubenesque physique. Feel the flow.

Flip flops are a must, 10 months of the year minimum. No fuss, no muss. What am I, tying my shoes? The Pope coming over? No thanks.

Cargo shorts are back in. Read a periodical once in a while. I also like comfy shorts (linen or that stretchy cotton) with an embedded drawstring. No need for a belt, easily discarded when the Missus wants to throw on a little Foghat and make some bad decisions.

When I do wear shoes: retro Jordans, or topsiders no socks.

Other key elements for a man looking to dominate:
Top knot
Stretchy jeans
Enough yellow gold jewelry to let ‘em know
Suspenders when I’ve got an evening event

PS - visible white undershirt under a dress shirt is the only thing I agree with in this whole post. You look like a child. Let that chest hair flow.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I wear clothes for myself. Not to be objectified by anonymous harlots and bitter housewives whose fern gullies have turned arid wastelands, so they spend hours a day on this hellscape trying to unload at least a tiny portion of that relentless misery onto others.

Hawaiian shirts and various and sundry cabana wear: feels like I’m in Margaritaville all summer long. Also flattering for my Rubenesque physique. Feel the flow.

Flip flops are a must, 10 months of the year minimum. No fuss, no muss. What am I, tying my shoes? The Pope coming over? No thanks.

Cargo shorts are back in. Read a periodical once in a while. I also like comfy shorts (linen or that stretchy cotton) with an embedded drawstring. No need for a belt, easily discarded when the Missus wants to throw on a little Foghat and make some bad decisions.

When I do wear shoes: retro Jordans, or topsiders no socks.

Other key elements for a man looking to dominate:
Top knot
Stretchy jeans
Enough yellow gold jewelry to let ‘em know
Suspenders when I’ve got an evening event

PS - visible white undershirt under a dress shirt is the only thing I agree with in this whole post. You look like a child. Let that chest hair flow.

Okay, boorish, but you made me and my vaginal atrophy laugh. I live in California and none of this is all that peculiar.

[Anonymous]

Long shorts on a short man.

[Anonymous]

omg the tevas. Yes. I have told my husband they are forbidden. He once tried to wear a pair with jeans. Ew.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Deck shoes, unless actually sailing and even then, no

Sailor here - this is a safety issue, not a fashion statement. Their soles hold the deck.

No, I don't wear them when not around the boat.