What clothes look awful on men?

Anonymous

Maybe unpopular opinion, but I think very few men can pull off a leather jacket. You have to have a young, lean rocker look for it to work. Most guys just look like Jim Gaffigan in them.
Anonymous
So far my DH does many of these
Anonymous
Mismatch belt and shoe colors
Jesus creepers with or without socks (Birkenstocks)
Skinny jeans
Dress pants that are too short
White socks with black or brown shoes
White socks with black sneakers
Jorts
Cargo pants with zip off legs at the knees
Baseball hat turned backwards
Flip flops (Already made the list)
Any vest with or without popped collar shirt or tshirt
Jeans with sneakers

Anonymous
"wifebeater" undershirts
Anything that is too small.
Being able to see junk through clothes
I don't mind sandals as long as feet are pedicured
Suits with vests

Anonymous
We were out at last week and I pointed out how many woman were dressed nicely and all of there SOs looked like they were wearing dirty, wrinkled, poorly fitting clothes and inappropriate shoes. DH said he doesn’t get and sees it all of the time at meeting and events. Doesn’t understand why men can’t dress appropriately for the occasion.
Anonymous
I forgot to add to my above list, unpolished or worn out dress shoes while nicely dressed. It’s not that hard to polish shoes. If they’re that far gone, buy a new pair.
Anonymous
Faded, wrinkled t-shirts.
Anonymous
Long shorts
Pajama pants with sandals at the bus stop
Sandals
Anonymous
Pinky rings
Gold bracelets
Necklaces
Anonymous
Cargo shorts/pants
Crocs, flip flops, slides with socks
Pajama pants in public
Tucked in shirt with belt
V neck shirts, tight shirts
Running shorts
etc
etc
Anonymous
Mostly I see a lot of really bad shoes
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Mostly I see a lot of really bad shoes




The rest is probably bad, too. You just can't get past the shoes.😅
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Cargo shorts/pants
Crocs, flip flops, slides with socks
Pajama pants in public
Tucked in shirt with belt
V neck shirts, tight shirts
Running shorts
etc
etc


Do you prefer men who run in tights?
Anonymous
Sports jerseys. If you're over the age of 25, you look adolescent.
Anonymous
The weird joggers -- you know those with loose seat/thighs and tight ankles? Your legs look like mutton chops, your hips look round and feminine looking. Overall the joggers make your legs look short and stubby and the proportions are all wrong.

Kilt -- no man looks good in it. Why are we all lying and pretending that it is masculine? Yes, the men may be brawny and hairy and going commando, and they may have nice legs (at least those in movies) but this is a weird outfit.

Butt showing pants -- the clothes that some young men wear, where the pants are below their butt and they show their underwear. It only reminds me of the "great toilet paper shortage". It looks all of them are walking super uncomfortably because after taking a shit they did not have a tp to wipe themselves.

Butt-Crack showing pants -- mostly the fat plumber look. Each time they bend, their pants slides showing their hairy crack.

Other than that, men can dress in suits of any era and they look alright. Not much is expected of them. Wear clothes that fit you, clothes that are ironed, not ripped etc. Match shoes to your belt, if you can help it. Button up your shirt appropriately. Wear appropriate clothes for the event, occasion. Don't wear chains, necklaces, lots of rings etc. Don't show your underwear.
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