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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I wear clothes for myself. Not to be objectified by anonymous harlots and bitter housewives whose fern gullies have turned arid wastelands, so they spend hours a day on this hellscape trying to unload at least a tiny portion of that relentless misery onto others.

Hawaiian shirts and various and sundry cabana wear: feels like I’m in Margaritaville all summer long. Also flattering for my Rubenesque physique. Feel the flow.

Flip flops are a must, 10 months of the year minimum. No fuss, no muss. What am I, tying my shoes? The Pope coming over? No thanks.

Cargo shorts are back in. Read a periodical once in a while. I also like comfy shorts (linen or that stretchy cotton) with an embedded drawstring. No need for a belt, easily discarded when the Missus wants to throw on a little Foghat and make some bad decisions.

When I do wear shoes: retro Jordans, or topsiders no socks.

Other key elements for a man looking to dominate:
Top knot
Stretchy jeans
Enough yellow gold jewelry to let ‘em know 
[b]Suspenders when I’ve got an evening event[/b]

PS - visible white undershirt under a dress shirt is the only thing I agree with in this whole post. You look like a child. Let that chest hair flow. [/quote]

Okay, boorish, but  you made me and my vaginal atrophy laugh. I live in California and none of this is all that peculiar.[/quote]

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