What clothes look awful on men?

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This thread makes me question what I should be wearing on my feet on a random summer day.

[Anonymous]

oversized suits. even if you are fat, no oversized suits.

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Anonymous wrote:Not short shorts. Short shorts look great on men. Most men have great legs. Show me your legs, hoochie daddies!

Hoochie Daddy summer!!! Yessssss

[Anonymous]

Tank tops, unless you're a fit gay dude (somehow they can pull it off)

Hawaiian shirts make me cringe

[Anonymous]

Fedoras

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Anonymous wrote:This thread makes me question what I should be wearing on my feet on a random summer day.

Not me, I'm going with flip flops, accentuated with cargo shorts. I really don't care what people think.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
oversized suits. even if you are fat, no oversized suits.

Bah, I had a cancer, now in remission, and my suits are too big now. Not spending $500 for a new suit I might wear once a year.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Cargo shorts/pants
Crocs, flip flops, slides with socks
Pajama pants in public
Tucked in shirt with belt
V neck shirts, tight shirts
Running shorts
etc
etc

Do you prefer men who run in tights?

No! Loose fit shorts which hit mid thigh turn my head.

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Anonymous wrote:
Maybe unpopular opinion, but I think very few men can pull off a leather jacket. You have to have a young, lean rocker look for it to work. Most guys just look like Jim Gaffigan in them.

I look great in my 25 year old leather jacket. My favorite by far

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Anonymous wrote:The weird joggers -- you know those with loose seat/thighs and tight ankles? Your legs look like mutton chops, your hips look round and feminine looking. Overall the joggers make your legs look short and stubby and the proportions are all wrong.

Kilt -- no man looks good in it. Why are we all lying and pretending that it is masculine? Yes, the men may be brawny and hairy and going commando, and they may have nice legs (at least those in movies) but this is a weird outfit.

Butt showing pants -- the clothes that some young men wear, where the pants are below their butt and they show their underwear. It only reminds me of the "great toilet paper shortage". It looks all of them are walking super uncomfortably because after taking a shit they did not have a tp to wipe themselves.

Butt-Crack showing pants -- mostly the fat plumber look. Each time they bend, their pants slides showing their hairy crack.

Other than that, men can dress in suits of any era and they look alright. Not much is expected of them. Wear clothes that fit you, clothes that are ironed, not ripped etc. Match shoes to your belt, if you can help it. Button up your shirt appropriately. Wear appropriate clothes for the event, occasion. Don't wear chains, necklaces, lots of rings etc. Don't show your underwear.

Ugh! I bought some for my dh to wear at home to lounge. He wears them out of the house. I think it makes him look like a 6' tall toddler. 🤣

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
oversized suits. even if you are fat, no oversized suits.

Bah, I had a cancer, now in remission, and my suits are too big now. Not spending $500 for a new suit I might wear once a year.

What if you spent $100 on some tailoring?

[Anonymous]

Anything too tight or too short or too dirty.

[Anonymous]

Jean shorts

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
oversized suits. even if you are fat, no oversized suits.

Bah, I had a cancer, now in remission, and my suits are too big now. Not spending $500 for a new suit I might wear once a year.

What if you spent $100 on some tailoring?

Seriously tailoring never crossed my mind. Thank you for the suggestion. I have my black funeral suit and a light beige summer suit. Thank You!!

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Anonymous wrote:Jean shorts

Jorts!!