What clothes look awful on men?

[Anonymous]

A real man grows a beard, and doesn't care what women think about his clothes.

-Bearded man.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"wifebeater" undershirts
Anything that is too small.
Being able to see junk through clothes
I don't mind sandals as long as feet are pedicured
Suits with vests

"You laugh at my suit with a vest but I just scored a threesome and after pleasuring ourselves into exhaustion we shall feast on the finest fruits, cheeses, and crackers in the land!"

Hilarious! And all I can think about with her outfit is camel toe.

Hilarious! And all I can think about with her outfit is taking it off.

[Anonymous]

Banana Hammock

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
Unless you wear suits regularly for work (and update them), on most occasions it is more appropriate and men look far better in a navy or black sports coat and pants.

No, NEVER black.

[Anonymous]

I hope no man takes dressing advice from this thread. For real.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Long shorts on a short man.

Those short pants are called manpris

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
Unless you wear suits regularly for work (and update them), on most occasions it is more appropriate and men look far better in a navy or black sports coat and pants.

No, NEVER black.

https://www.esquire.com/style/mens-fashion/g38697207/best-black-blazers-for-men/

[Anonymous]

Dress like this:

[Anonymous]

Sweater vests are OUT.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:A real man grows a beard, and doesn't care what women think about his clothes.

-Bearded man.

Nasty! Beards are filthy!!!! They make *every* man look 40 years older too.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Pinky rings
Gold bracelets
Necklaces

Sorry but I find my hubbies necklace hot as a hell. Though he wears it tucked in his shirt, I see it when making love and it's dangling in my face lol.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Open toes shoes,
tank tops
socks with sandles

I never did understand why this is a problem. I wear white socks. Otherwise it irritates my feet. To me socks are underwear--I wear white underwear, don't most men?

No, no they don't. Boxers.

[Anonymous]

Beltpack.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Sweater vests are OUT.

Tell me you don't know anything about fashion without telling me you don't know anything about fashion.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A real man grows a beard, and doesn't care what women think about his clothes.

-Bearded man.

Nasty! Beards are filthy!!!! They make *every* man look 40 years older too.

Disagree. Beards are hot, as is body hair. It’s like I’m making love to a wild beast.