Tell me your best jokes

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This moment in history is no time for jokes!

The moderator needs to delete this thread.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This moment in history is no time for jokes!

The moderator needs to delete this thread.

Disagree. Desperate times calls for absurd amounts of love and laughter. Below is a picture of Bob Hope. Over a 50-year span, Bob Hope entertained American troops overseas with jokes during war time to lift spirits. If ever there was a time for a needed laugh I think it is now.

[Anonymous]

I used to love Bob Hope specials. They were reliably funny, in a corny way. Could be watched with the whole family (I was a child) and US Service Members were the purpose and honored guests at these. We need this again.

[Anonymous]

Heard this new "dad joke" on the radio this AM:

Identical twins were on the phone. The one in jail says to the other, "Remember how we used to finish each other's sentences?"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This moment in history is no time for jokes!

The moderator needs to delete this thread.

This is precisely the time laughing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Heard this new "dad joke" on the radio this AM:

Identical twins were on the phone. The one in jail says to the other, "Remember how we used to finish each other's sentences?"

Hah!

[Anonymous]

Did you hear about the skeleton who wasn’t cool? He didn’t have a hip bone in his body.

[Anonymous]

(Appropriate for this forum)
Minnie Mouse is in divorce court with Mickey Mouse,
Mickey Mouse is stating why he should get alimony, but the judge interrupts...
The judge says " Mr Mouse, I can see you are upset, but unusual love making is not good grounds for divorce! "

Mickey Mouse tell the judge....
" I didn't say she was unusual in bed, I said she Fk'ed Goofy."