Tell me your best jokes

[Anonymous]

Q: How can you tell if a joke is a dad joke?
A: It’s apparent.

[Anonymous]

The local pharmacy was robbed and the thieves made off with their entire stock of Viagra. The police are on the lookout for hardened criminals.

[Anonymous]

Is that a sushi roll in your pocket? Or are you just happy sashimi.

[Anonymous]

What was the greatest surgical procedure ever performed
?



Lansing Michigan.

[Anonymous]

Two Irishmen walk past a bar.

Hey, it COULD happen!

[Anonymous]

What did Communists use to light their homes before candles?

Electricity.

[Anonymous]

Why do mice have such tiny balls?


Because so very few of them know how to dance.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Why do mice have such tiny balls?


Because so very few of them know how to dance.

I love this!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

You probably think it’s “R” but it be the “C”

O.k. I don't get it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

You probably think it’s “R” but it be the “C”

O.k. I don't get it.

It be the sea.

Yeah, I don't get homophones either. I don't process language that way.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

You probably think it’s “R” but it be the “C”

O.k
I think I finally got it. "C" for sea.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What did Communists use to light their homes before candles?

Electricity.

Ok this is good.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Why do mice have such tiny balls?


Because so very few of them know how to dance.

Love this and sent it to a friend.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam.

This is the only one that made me laugh out loud for real.

[Anonymous]

What's the leading cause of dry skin? Towels.