Tell me your best jokes

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Knock, knock…

Who's there?

Tank.

Tank whooooo?

You’re welcome!!

😅😅😅😅

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Knock, knock…

Who's there?

Tank.

Tank whooooo?

You’re welcome!!

😅😅😅😅

[Anonymous]

Are these riddles or jokes?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Are these riddles or jokes?

Basically, anything funny goes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Bono and the Edge walk into a bar in Dublin. Bartender looks up and says, ‘oh god, not you two again’

I’m going to use this one. Hah

[Anonymous]

Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One turns to the other and says…I can’t believe I blew twenty bucks in there

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One turns to the other and says…I can’t believe I blew twenty bucks in there

Oh!

[Anonymous]

A patient recently was admitted to the hospital with 8 plastic horses in his rectum…his condition was listed as stable

[Anonymous]

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam.

[Anonymous]

What’s in the middle of a jellyfish…his jelly button

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What’s in the middle of a jellyfish…his jelly button

That is adorable!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam.

Must have been a Walleye

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam.

Must have been a Walleye

Clever.

[Anonymous]

A patient walks into the psychiatric ward wearing nothing but cellophane. The doctor tells him….I can clearly see your nuts!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:A patient walks into the psychiatric ward wearing nothing but cellophane. The doctor tells him….I can clearly see your nuts!