Tell me your best jokes
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Anonymous
| Any and all jokes. Please post them here. The cheesier the better. |
Anonymous
| What did the dalmatian say after lunch? That hit the spot. |
Anonymous
| Bono and the Edge walk into a bar in Dublin. Bartender looks up and says, ‘oh god, not you two again’ |
Anonymous
| Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space. |
Anonymous
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What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
You probably think it’s “R” but it be the “C” |
Anonymous
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What’s the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?
The first has hope in her soul. The second has soap in her hole. |
Anonymous
| Knock, knock… |
Anonymous
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Q: What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
A: One you see later, and the other after a while. |
Anonymous
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When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar. |
Anonymous
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the squirrel that it could be done. |
Anonymous
Who's there? |
Anonymous
Tank. |
Anonymous
Tank whooooo? |
Anonymous
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A man walked into a bar.
Ouch. |
Anonymous
| What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry |