I haven't heard from my boyfriend since Friday night

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Anonymous wrote:Uncle Grandpa gonna get him eleventy thousand new facebook friends today!!

All of whom are ostensibly interested in ice fishing.

I think the uncle is OP and he's doing this to drum up business.

occurred to me too!

that would be amazing.

if that's true, marketing schools will spend semesters deconstructing this thread

Except 90% of us still don't know what the Uncle's business is, so it's some pretty shitty marketing.

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Anonymous wrote:Op here: still can't get anyone to answer that number and just noticed that the uncle declined my friend request....

A) He's busy with us
B) Does your boyfriend's name start with a "T"?

Op here: no. "S"

Ah! A clue! Is he in his 20s or 30s?

20s

Works at Chapin Farms?

Excellent detective work Miss Marple!

Thank you. I came in on page page 42.

I also suspect him of having attended Poultney High School. sadly, I doubt the OP can confirm.

[Anonymous]

Unlike the Jolly Uncle, young Master V does not have a large web presence.

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Anonymous wrote:Op here: still can't get anyone to answer that number and just noticed that the uncle declined my friend request....

A) He's busy with us
B) Does your boyfriend's name start with a "T"?

Op here: no. "S"

Ah! A clue! Is he in his 20s or 30s?

20s

Works at Chapin Farms?

Excellent detective work Miss Marple!

Thank you. I came in on page page 42.

I also suspect him of having attended Poultney High School. sadly, I doubt the OP can confirm.

I can on both actually

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Uncle Grandpa gonna get him eleventy thousand new facebook friends today!!

All of whom are ostensibly interested in ice fishing.

I think the uncle is OP and he's doing this to drum up business.

occurred to me too!

that would be amazing.

if that's true, marketing schools will spend semesters deconstructing this thread

Except 90% of us still don't know what the Uncle's business is, so it's some pretty shitty marketing.

Also, 99% of us like our fish served to us raw in fancy restaurants. No hip waders in this crowd.

[Anonymous]

1639, you forgot a chapter somewhere between 5 and 10. "A catchphrase is coined: "hunting bobcat".

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Anonymous wrote:Uncle Grandpa gonna get him eleventy thousand new facebook friends today!!

All of whom are ostensibly interested in ice fishing.

I think the uncle is OP and he's doing this to drum up business.

occurred to me too!

that would be amazing.

if that's true, marketing schools will spend semesters deconstructing this thread

Except 90% of us still don't know what the Uncle's business is, so it's some pretty shitty marketing.

Also, 99% of us like our fish served to us raw in fancy restaurants. No hip waders in this crowd.

I guess I'm in the 1% then LOVE ice fishing

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Unlike the Jolly Uncle, young Master V does not have a large web presence.

Ah, because it has been removed. Master YOda says: To the web cache you must look.

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Anonymous wrote:1639, you forgot a chapter somewhere between 5 and 10. "A catchphrase is coined: "hunting bobcat".

Poaching bobcat.

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Anonymous wrote:Uncle Grandpa gonna get him eleventy thousand new facebook friends today!!

All of whom are ostensibly interested in ice fishing.

I think the uncle is OP and he's doing this to drum up business.

occurred to me too!

that would be amazing.

if that's true, marketing schools will spend semesters deconstructing this thread

Except 90% of us still don't know what the Uncle's business is, so it's some pretty shitty marketing.

Also, 99% of us like our fish served to us raw in fancy restaurants. No hip waders in this crowd.

I guess I'm in the 1% then LOVE ice fishing

And, I might add, I was the one who originally suggested that early April is not hunting season (except for the gray squirrels as someone peevishly pointed out). So I guess y'all needed a down home gal to point this out!

[Anonymous]

Okay, so we know who he is.

Onward!

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Anonymous wrote:Op here: still can't get anyone to answer that number and just noticed that the uncle declined my friend request....

A) He's busy with us
B) Does your boyfriend's name start with a "T"?

Op here: no. "S"

Ah! A clue! Is he in his 20s or 30s?

20s

Works at Chapin Farms?

Excellent detective work Miss Marple!

Thank you. I came in on page page 42.

I also suspect him of having attended Poultney High School. sadly, I doubt the OP can confirm.

I can on both actually

If my boyfriend treated me like that, I'd out him. Or give more clues so that we could shred his dignity here before Jeff busts us all.

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Anonymous wrote:1639, you forgot a chapter somewhere between 5 and 10. "A catchphrase is coined: "hunting bobcat".

Poaching bobcat.

You're right. My office got hit with the power outage somewhere around page 29 and I only just got home. I feel for those for whom this is their first crazy thread. I was there for Larla. I was there for Pinecone Lady. I was there for that guy with the cheating wife/open relationship/100s of pages of therapy from the internet.

I can't quit you, DCUM.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Okay, so we know who he is.

Onward!

I still don't and I've been following all along!

[Anonymous]

Guilty?