I haven't heard from my boyfriend since Friday night

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Op here: still can't get anyone to answer that number and just noticed that the uncle declined my friend request....

A) He's busy with us
B) Does your boyfriend's name start with a "T"?

Op here: no. "S"

Ah! A clue! Is he in his 20s or 30s?

20s

Scott?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Uncle Grandpa gonna get him eleventy thousand new facebook friends today!!

All of whom are ostensibly interested in ice fishing.

I think the uncle is OP and he's doing this to drum up business.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Op here: still can't get anyone to answer that number and just noticed that the uncle declined my friend request....

Oh, honey. I'm so sorry. I think your boyfriend has broken up with you in a most cowardly, cruel way and his uncle is aware and is closing ranks around his nephew. I mean, this many has thousands of FB friends and is a business owner...there is no reason why he should decline your friend request.

Can you tell if someone denies your friend request? On my FB page, it says the sender won't be notified if I delete the request.

Yeah, it'll say add friend again and not pending.

[Anonymous]

I cannot believe this thread jumped to 48 pages already...complete group psychosis...

[Anonymous]

Shmitty's? Who sees what I did there?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It would be really great if we could get this figured out by 5:00, umm kay?

Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...

Brilliant!

I tip my hat to you first

[Anonymous]

I'm sorry, OP. I don't think you need to call the wife. I think you know exactly what's going on. Learn a lesson in your 20s that I didn't learn until my 30s: Don't chase people who don't want you. You don't need to be liked and wanted by everyone, just the important people. This guy who was your BF isn't worth it. You can do better. Please learn to be more particular about the people who you trust and befriend.

[Anonymous]

Excellent viral marketing for the uncle. Ten stars! Sorry about the visit from the Maine police since someone reported you!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Op here: still can't get anyone to answer that number and just noticed that the uncle declined my friend request....

A) He's busy with us
B) Does your boyfriend's name start with a "T"?

Op here: no. "S"

Ah! A clue! Is he in his 20s or 30s?

20s

Works at Chapin Farms?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Uncle Grandpa gonna get him eleventy thousand new facebook friends today!!

All of whom are ostensibly interested in ice fishing.

I think the uncle is OP and he's doing this to drum up business.

occurred to me too!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Op here: still can't get anyone to answer that number and just noticed that the uncle declined my friend request....

A) He's busy with us
B) Does your boyfriend's name start with a "T"?

Op here: no. "S"

Ah! A clue! Is he in his 20s or 30s?

20s

Scott?

Not Scott

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Uncle Grandpa gonna get him eleventy thousand new facebook friends today!!

All of whom are ostensibly interested in ice fishing.

I think the uncle is OP and he's doing this to drum up business.

occurred to me too!

that would be amazing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Op here: still can't get anyone to answer that number and just noticed that the uncle declined my friend request....

A) He's busy with us
B) Does your boyfriend's name start with a "T"?

Op here: no. "S"

Ah! A clue! Is he in his 20s or 30s?

20s

Works at Chapin Farms?

Excellent detective work Miss Marple!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Uncle Grandpa gonna get him eleventy thousand new facebook friends today!!

All of whom are ostensibly interested in ice fishing.

I think the uncle is OP and he's doing this to drum up business.

occurred to me too!

that would be amazing.

if that's true, marketing schools will spend semesters deconstructing this thread

[Anonymous]

Tuesday SuperThread Summary!!

Chapter 1: OP's boyfriend drops off the face of the earth and she's beside herself with panic.
Chapter 2: PP's offer condolences and support.
Chapter 3: PP's offer advice and suggestions of how to find him.
Chapter 4: PP's express skepticism about whole story and accuse OP of making it all up.
Chapter 5: OP leaks tidbits of information bit by bit about the nature of her relationship and the circumstances surrounding her boyfriend's disappearance.
Chapter 6: PP's turn from sympathy to cynicism and begin interrogating OP about her line of thinking and lack of action.
Chapter 7: OP adamantly defends herself and her story.
Chapter 8: OP discloses personal information about the Uncle her boyfriend was supposed to be with.
Chapter 9: PP's take personal information and roll with it.
Chapter 10: OP begins to doubt boyfriend and suspects he's lying.