I haven't heard from my boyfriend since Friday night

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Anonymous wrote:1639, you forgot a chapter somewhere between 5 and 10. "A catchphrase is coined: "hunting bobcat".

Poaching bobcat.

+1 Yes crucial detail - I do believe that was the tipping point of the whole discussion when it was revealed that the boyfriend went to Maine to go hunting...made everyone go

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:1639, you forgot a chapter somewhere between 5 and 10. "A catchphrase is coined: "hunting bobcat".

Poaching bobcat.

You're right. My office got hit with the power outage somewhere around page 29 and I only just got home. I feel for those for whom this is their first crazy thread. I was there for Larla. I was there for Pinecone Lady. I was there for that guy with the cheating wife/open relationship/100s of pages of therapy from the internet.

I can't quit you, DCUM.

Ah, but were you here for Chipotle Lady and for burgundy washcloths?

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Guilty?

BOOM!

[Anonymous]

??? All of you guys who know this guy's name -- why can't one of you call the Hampton police and report him missing? Or are you just going to sit around and crack jokes while someone could actually be injured out in the snow? DCUM at its best.

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Anonymous wrote:Op here: still can't get anyone to answer that number and just noticed that the uncle declined my friend request....

A) He's busy with us
B) Does your boyfriend's name start with a "T"?

Op here: no. "S"

Ah! A clue! Is he in his 20s or 30s?

20s

Works at Chapin Farms?

Excellent detective work Miss Marple!

Thank you. I came in on page page 42.

I also suspect him of having attended Poultney High School. sadly, I doubt the OP can confirm.

I can on both actually

Oh sweetie, if that's him.... This is for the best.

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Guilty?

BOOM!

What does that mean? Are you OP?

[Anonymous]

please let this thread still be here by the time I get home....

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:1639, you forgot a chapter somewhere between 5 and 10. "A catchphrase is coined: "hunting bobcat".

Poaching bobcat.

You're right. My office got hit with the power outage somewhere around page 29 and I only just got home. I feel for those for whom this is their first crazy thread. I was there for Larla. I was there for Pinecone Lady. I was there for that guy with the cheating wife/open relationship/100s of pages of therapy from the internet.

I can't quit you, DCUM.

Ah, but were you here for Chipotle Lady and for burgundy washcloths?

But were you there for #respectthebrush ?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:??? All of you guys who know this guy's name -- why can't one of you call the Hampton police and report him missing? Or are you just going to sit around and crack jokes while someone could actually be injured out in the snow? DCUM at its best.

His girlfriend called them!

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Who is the poster who keeps writing "BOOM"? Lame.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Guilty?

BOOM!

What does that mean? Are you OP?

No, sorry, just that's the answer I came up with too.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:??? All of you guys who know this guy's name -- why can't one of you call the Hampton police and report him missing? Or are you just going to sit around and crack jokes while someone could actually be injured out in the snow? DCUM at its best.

Oh, honey. You don't get it, do you? He's not out in the snow injured.

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Guilty?

BOOM!

What does that mean? Are you OP?

No, sorry, just that's the answer I came up with too.

More than one Miss Marple at work!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:??? All of you guys who know this guy's name -- why can't one of you call the Hampton police and report him missing? Or are you just going to sit around and crack jokes while someone could actually be injured out in the snow? DCUM at its best.

OP has called the local sheriff. It's pretty clear by now the entire "trip to Maine" story was a lie. The boyfriend is fine. He's a lying, possibly cheating, bastard but otherwise fine.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:1639, you forgot a chapter somewhere between 5 and 10. "A catchphrase is coined: "hunting bobcat".

Poaching bobcat.

You're right. My office got hit with the power outage somewhere around page 29 and I only just got home. I feel for those for whom this is their first crazy thread. I was there for Larla. I was there for Pinecone Lady. I was there for that guy with the cheating wife/open relationship/100s of pages of therapy from the internet.

I can't quit you, DCUM.

Ah, but were you here for Chipotle Lady and for burgundy washcloths?

But were you there for #respectthebrush ?

I think the burgundy washcloth thread and bouquet bride were both before my time, but I kinda miss Chipotle Lady. I also miss C9BL and hope she and her massive fam are doing well.