Cat Does Not Love Me

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Right now this cat glares at me from across the room. He makes many meows but gives no cuddles, only very angry eyes.

The visual from reading this just about killed me op I wish I could come to your house and hang out with you and your cat

Kitty would glare at you also with angry eyes while making incredible loud meows like he is in great danger of having to make cuddles. This cat has no love for anyone but his stuffed squirrel which he spends much time humping on. And he has no boy parts! Shelter fixed him! He has love for squirrel but has no for me!

[Anonymous]

I had a cat for about a year. When I returned from a long day she would cuddle and purr in my lap...for about 10 minute until she remembered she was pissed and would start scratching and biting me.

Learned my lesson: Dogs for pets.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I had a cat for about a year. When I returned from a long day she would cuddle and purr in my lap...for about 10 minute until she remembered she was pissed and would start scratching and biting me.

Learned my lesson: Dogs for pets.

Yes, and for a very cat-like dog, get a dachshund.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I had a cat for about a year. When I returned from a long day she would cuddle and purr in my lap...for about 10 minute until she remembered she was pissed and would start scratching and biting me.

Learned my lesson: Dogs for pets.

Yes, and for a very cat-like dog, get a dachshund.

I have much dislike for dogs. And most bad allergies so it cannot be.

[Anonymous]

Today I wake up in the morning and kitty was on pillow above my head making most loud purrs. I said to him "good kitty! good kitty!" and let him lay on pillow just making touch with my head tiny bit, as soon as I readch up to touch the fur of his head he run faster than you can imagine off bed and into other room because I am certain he was thinking I then would try to make cuddles, and he was correct. I was going to make him do the cuddles.

He and I will have much to think about today.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Today I wake up in the morning and kitty was on pillow above my head making most loud purrs. I said to him "good kitty! good kitty!" and let him lay on pillow just making touch with my head tiny bit, as soon as I readch up to touch the fur of his head he run faster than you can imagine off bed and into other room because I am certain he was thinking I then would try to make cuddles, and he was correct. I was going to make him do the cuddles.

He and I will have much to think about today.

Sounds like progress! The loud purrs lol

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Today I wake up in the morning and kitty was on pillow above my head making most loud purrs. I said to him "good kitty! good kitty!" and let him lay on pillow just making touch with my head tiny bit, as soon as I readch up to touch the fur of his head he run faster than you can imagine off bed and into other room because I am certain he was thinking I then would try to make cuddles, and he was correct. I was going to make him do the cuddles.

He and I will have much to think about today.

Sounds like progress! The loud purrs lol

Now he makes angry glares from the bookshelf with green eyes like lizard. I am making dangle of stick with feather and calling to him to come pounce like a tiny ferocious jaguar.

[Anonymous]

OP, the cat is definitely plotting your demise. First they bite the ankles, then they nibble your face off while you sleep.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP, the cat is definitely plotting your demise. First they bite the ankles, then they nibble your face off while you sleep.

He has the breath of all the fish of the ocean therefore I would certainly wake up should he attempt to put his scaly little cat tongue near my face while I am in sleep.

[Anonymous]

this is one of the best DCUM threads of all time!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:this is one of the best DCUM threads of all time!!!

Do you have advice how to get the cuddles from my kitty?

[Anonymous]

OP, it can take a cat a long time to warm up to a person.

Keep trying different things -- toys, catnip, treats. But don't hold/cuddle too much. With cats, you want to invite them, not force them.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Kitty took walk with me well today. The outside is very much his happy place with birds mostly being what he would like to eat, I think. He does not make for nice walking on the leash, we just stand and observe the outside things, but this brings kitty great joy.

When back inside the tiredness come over kitty with fastness but he is not giving cuddles. He IS letting me pet him with no attacking. So, plus one. There is still trying to eat my ankles but maybe I shower more? Rub flowery lotion he does not like taste of?

We will continue to nature walk and gentle petting. For my safety cereal no longer can be on top on refrigerator.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP, it can take a cat a long time to warm up to a person.

Keep trying different things -- toys, catnip, treats. But don't hold/cuddle too much. With cats, you want to invite them, not force them.

My tiny ferocious house jaguar has rejected the catnip and also cat treats. He does not like food that is not crunchy. All foods much be crunchy, like the breaking of bones in his sharp little teeth, I think. No wetness for this cat! He would like to snap bones of the animals in his jaws! We are making much eye contact and staring at long times from across the room with no movements at each other, just angry stares.

Once I make the movement in the directions of the kitty he shows much displeasure buy making many loud meows and running with fast speed from the bookshelf to the table to the sofa to the next room like he has taken much cat drugs. I cannot catch him despite many attempts to try to catch and cuddle.

Now it is walk time. We cannot make our walk until I do catch him to insert him into his leash. Once we are outside he will be stalking his bird friends that he I am sure would wish to eat. Much like he also wishes to eat my large toe and my ankles and my ankles and my legs.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:this is one of the best DCUM threads of all time!!!

Definitely! My love for the op is as strong as her desire to get the cuddles from her kitty I might even be starting to like cats now!