Cat Does Not Love Me

[Anonymous]

how is the house jaguar doing? Please keep us posted. I don't want to see this post die quite yet...

[Anonymous]

I was wondering this, too. How goes it, OP?

[Anonymous]

He has grown to the size of a large bobcat and continues to attack as he sees fit.

He does now enjoy wet cat food and does a crazy kitty dance while making purrs and meows at my feet as I open can food. This is the only time he is remotely friendly or accepting of me.

When he is not planning attacks he is sleeping on his back with full large furry tummy exposed and kitty legs thrown open like little froggy legs. This is the cutest, however if you touch the belly or go near him while he is on back, it sets him into attack mode and he... attacks.

So still withholding all affections and making very painful attacks.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He has grown to the size of a large bobcat and continues to attack as he sees fit.

He does now enjoy wet cat food and does a crazy kitty dance while making purrs and meows at my feet as I open can food. This is the only time he is remotely friendly or accepting of me.

When he is not planning attacks he is sleeping on his back with full large furry tummy exposed and kitty legs thrown open like little froggy legs. This is the cutest, however if you touch the belly or go near him while he is on back, it sets him into attack mode and he... attacks.

So still withholding all affections and making very painful attacks.

He's a wily kitty and quite smart. Clearly, he shows some love for his meal and knows that you are the best.person.ever because you bring the food.

Funny that he taunts you with exposed tummy. Mine only sleeps on her back (with froggy legs splayed adorably) when she's open to being scritched on the belly.

Have you seen the map on where to pet a cat? It's funny and oh so very true.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:He has grown to the size of a large bobcat and continues to attack as he sees fit.

He does now enjoy wet cat food and does a crazy kitty dance while making purrs and meows at my feet as I open can food. This is the only time he is remotely friendly or accepting of me.

When he is not planning attacks he is sleeping on his back with full large furry tummy exposed and kitty legs thrown open like little froggy legs. This is the cutest, however if you touch the belly or go near him while he is on back, it sets him into attack mode and he... attacks.

So still withholding all affections and making very painful attacks.

He's a wily kitty and quite smart. Clearly, he shows some love for his meal and knows that you are the best.person.ever because you bring the food.

Funny that he taunts you with exposed tummy. Mine only sleeps on her back (with froggy legs splayed adorably) when she's open to being scritched on the belly.

Have you seen the map on where to pet a cat? It's funny and oh so very true.

Lol yes!

[Anonymous]

Ha ha ha

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

Hi Op. How is the house jaguar doing?

[Anonymous]

He woke me up last night dropping some crinkly toy on my face. Then this morning would not acknowledge me... Still a turd. And your cat?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He woke me up last night dropping some crinkly toy on my face. Then this morning would not acknowledge me... Still a turd. And your cat?

My cat acted like a dog...followed us everywhere indoors and out. She's been gone since 1994 but I still miss here. She was a little over 24 when she passed, and was healthy until the last 2 months. I am sure that she is waiting at the rainbow bridge for me and the rest of my family.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:He woke me up last night dropping some crinkly toy on my face. Then this morning would not acknowledge me... Still a turd. And your cat?

My cat acted like a dog...followed us everywhere indoors and out. She's been gone since 1994 but I still miss here. She was a little over 24 when she passed, and was healthy until the last 2 months. I am sure that she is waiting at the rainbow bridge for me and the rest of my family.

This sounds like a wonderful cat!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He woke me up last night dropping some crinkly toy on my face. Then this morning would not acknowledge me... Still a turd. And your cat?

Don't be so hasty to dismiss this development, OP! The House Jaguar was bringing you a tribute!

My cat slept in all of my clean laundry, so we will all be furry for the next week.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:He woke me up last night dropping some crinkly toy on my face. Then this morning would not acknowledge me... Still a turd. And your cat?

Don't be so hasty to dismiss this development, OP! The House Jaguar was bringing you a tribute!

My cat slept in all of my clean laundry, so we will all be furry for the next week.

The closest he gets to me is in the morning when I wake up. He like to lick my arm, which ends in him attacking and biting my shoulder. Not so nice of him at all. But he does make loud ferocious purrs while he sits next to me.

[Anonymous]

Hi OP. You have one seriously cool cat!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Hi OP. You have one seriously cool cat!

I have angry, affectionate, plotting my death at all times cat.