The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Really ugly coat in Louisiana. Looks like a trash bag.

Her face has totally morphed into his face. His narcissism circle is complete.

Fat Wannabe Mafioso and Whore Third Wife finally have something in common: shitty aesthetics.

He'll always be a boy from Queens. It all checks out.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Indeed.

This looks bad.

But like regular bad, not nightmare bananas bad, which is good for her I guess?

No, this is nightmarish.

Like a bedspread at Hampton Inn and Suites. And those pants are giving me cellulite from here.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Indeed.

This looks bad.

But like regular bad, not nightmare bananas bad, which is good for her I guess?

No, this is nightmarish.

Like a bedspread at Hampton Inn and Suites. And those pants are giving me cellulite from here.

But they’re not giving HER cellulite, so they are fine.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Indeed.

How does she manage to dress herself so poorly? Other than her underly false bosom, she has a fairly great body but she somehow looks dumpy and chunky in this. How.

Also the pattern on pattern is unsuccessful. Like a steak served over well with ketchup.

I spy with my little eye a camel toe.

It’s really disturbing that you zoom in that much in her private parts. Weird and perverted and beyond just fashion.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Indeed.

This looks bad.

But like regular bad, not nightmare bananas bad, which is good for her I guess?

No, this is nightmarish.

Like a bedspread at Hampton Inn and Suites. And those pants are giving me cellulite from here.

But they’re not giving HER cellulite, so they are fine.

Guess again.

[Anonymous]

I don't understand why someone that is thin would wear sausage pants. Especially when the designer photo that someone posted has them looking like regular slacks on the model. She needed to size up and get them tailored to fit at the waist, not buy for her waist and have sausage legs.

Oh but she doesn't have a tailor, I forgot.

[Anonymous]

PP who found the image of the outfit on the model, who is the designer of Ivanka’s latest atrocity? It’s not a great suit but that shit looks like it came from Mandee’s. She is so CHEAP-LOOKING! I assume it retailed for a four-digit price and just look at how freaking cheap it looks. Besides how fat-thighed she’s made herself, once again, Ivanka’s tacky porn aesthetic and heinous boob job make her clothes look
even worse. She is actually testing the tensile strength of the lapel fabric and the stitching of the button closing
the blazer.

Even an actual Barbie would never. But Daddy’s favorite Business Ho keeps swinging and missing.

[Anonymous]

Look who else visited a women's shelter yesterday.

[Anonymous]

Well, uh, Meghan isn’t trying hard enough to show off her rack, ok, PP!!? Ivanka has a lot to balance as she pours herself into yet another button-strainer, okay?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Look who else visited a women's shelter yesterday.

It's like night and day. MM looks relaxed, appropriate, like she's actually part of the group. Ivanka looks like a robot who got dropped on Earth and is still figuring out hooman customs like smiling and wearing pants.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Indeed.

This looks bad.

But like regular bad, not nightmare bananas bad, which is good for her I guess?

No, this is nightmarish.

Like a bedspread at Hampton Inn and Suites. And those pants are giving me cellulite from here.

But they’re not giving HER cellulite, so they are fine.

I am just dying to know why the doofuses who defend her keep clicking on this thread. What do you think you can accomplish here?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Indeed.

This looks bad.

But like regular bad, not nightmare bananas bad, which is good for her I guess?

No, this is nightmarish.

Like a bedspread at Hampton Inn and Suites. And those pants are giving me cellulite from here.

But they’re not giving HER cellulite, so they are fine.

Guess again.

She looks like a car seat.

[Anonymous]

Ivanka Trump looks so uncomfortable in this photo. She looks like she's paralyzed with fear- and so do the ladies standing around her. Is this indeed a photo of her at a women's shelter? She looks like she's been dropped into a lion's den, especially compared with the "vibe" of the photo of MM at the women's shelter! Yikes! MM looks so comfortable and confident and - genuine.

[Anonymous]

Those pants are stretch/knit, right? I'm thinking 1970s and something my mom would have bought if she had decided to be really edgy (as in pants) for an event. Aside from the optical illusion pattern aspect of the suit + top.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Indeed.

This looks bad.

But like regular bad, not nightmare bananas bad, which is good for her I guess?

No, this is nightmarish.

Like a bedspread at Hampton Inn and Suites. And those pants are giving me cellulite from here.

But they’re not giving HER cellulite, so they are fine.

Guess again.

She looks like a car seat.

Yes!