The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

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Anonymous wrote:Indeed.

This looks bad.

But like regular bad, not nightmare bananas bad, which is good for her I guess?

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This isn't a terrible looking top but interesting she chose to share this as a Jared bday message photo. Speaking of different versions of the face.

His top is terrible, and the crewneck peeking out--wannabe tech bro nitwit.

She looks like a well preserved 60 year old with her unmarried son

+1. How does she have all that work done and still look old?

I get wanting to stay casual at non-business outings. Jared could go casual and still look great in a nice turtleneck . He's got the perfect look for a turtleneck

This was his touring Paris outfit. Did she change out of her ugly sweater and do her hair, and he just got rid of the bear cap?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Interestingly, the cut of the leg on the model looks different than on her. On Ivanka, it tends towards "skinny leg" where its a straight drape on the model (which I like better). I actually kind of like the suit, but not with that shirt. I also think when you have a pattern that loud, you need to be really careful that it's not also tight.
The shirt and jacket might be okay together with solid color pants, or the shirt and pants with solid color jacket. And I'm not crazy about the big hoops with any of it. With a suit this bold, something more demure on the ear ... maybe a grey pearl stud or something.

They do drape bellow her knee and it would seem they aren't ankle cropped. But above the knee they fit her like leggings.

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This isn't a terrible looking top but interesting she chose to share this as a Jared bday message photo. Speaking of different versions of the face.

His top is terrible, and the crewneck peeking out--wannabe tech bro nitwit.

She looks like a well preserved 60 year old with her unmarried son

+1. How does she have all that work done and still look old?

I get wanting to stay casual at non-business outings. Jared could go casual and still look great in a nice turtleneck . He's got the perfect look for a turtleneck

This was his touring Paris outfit. Did she change out of her ugly sweater and do her hair, and he just got rid of the bear cap?

What a gorgeous photo!!!!!

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This thread is back to its glorious self. Yahoo!! TY to the posters posting photos. And snark.

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This isn't a terrible looking top but interesting she chose to share this as a Jared bday message photo. Speaking of different versions of the face.

His top is terrible, and the crewneck peeking out--wannabe tech bro nitwit.

She looks like a well preserved 60 year old with her unmarried son

+1. How does she have all that work done and still look old?

I get wanting to stay casual at non-business outings. Jared could go casual and still look great in a nice turtleneck . He's got the perfect look for a turtleneck

This was his touring Paris outfit. Did she change out of her ugly sweater and do her hair, and he just got rid of the bear cap?

What a gorgeous photo!!!!!

She looks soooo tired

[Anonymous]

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There are so many things wrong with this, but I'll point out that her pants are WAY too tight.

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This isn't a terrible looking top but interesting she chose to share this as a Jared bday message photo. Speaking of different versions of the face.

His top is terrible, and the crewneck peeking out--wannabe tech bro nitwit.

She looks like a well preserved 60 year old with her unmarried son

+1. How does she have all that work done and still look old?

I get wanting to stay casual at non-business outings. Jared could go casual and still look great in a nice turtleneck . He's got the perfect look for a turtleneck

This was his touring Paris outfit. Did she change out of her ugly sweater and do her hair, and he just got rid of the bear cap?

What a gorgeous photo!!!!!

She looks soooo tired

She looks her age, and I don't understand why her mouth is closed. Her mouth is NEVER closed. She looks like a completely different person without the horse teeth!

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Anonymous wrote:Indeed.

How does she manage to dress herself so poorly? Other than her underly false bosom, she has a fairly great body but she somehow looks dumpy and chunky in this. How.

Also the pattern on pattern is unsuccessful. Like a steak served over well with ketchup.

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Anonymous wrote:Interestingly, the cut of the leg on the model looks different than on her. On Ivanka, it tends towards "skinny leg" where its a straight drape on the model (which I like better). I actually kind of like the suit, but not with that shirt. I also think when you have a pattern that loud, you need to be really careful that it's not also tight.
The shirt and jacket might be okay together with solid color pants, or the shirt and pants with solid color jacket. And I'm not crazy about the big hoops with any of it. With a suit this bold, something more demure on the ear ... maybe a grey pearl stud or something.

Ivanka is clearly wearing a size or 2 too small.

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It's just also the occasion. These are people that have survived human trafficking, right? Is this the time for bold sassy suit?

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Anonymous wrote:Indeed.

How does she manage to dress herself so poorly? Other than her underly false bosom, she has a fairly great body but she somehow looks dumpy and chunky in this. How.

Also the pattern on pattern is unsuccessful. Like a steak served over well with ketchup.

I spy with my little eye a camel toe.

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Anonymous wrote:Indeed.

How does she manage to dress herself so poorly? Other than her underly false bosom, she has a fairly great body but she somehow looks dumpy and chunky in this. How.

Also the pattern on pattern is unsuccessful. Like a steak served over well with ketchup.

It looks matronly, yet tight in the thigh.

[Anonymous]

The pattern on pattern look on those breasts looks just terrible.

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Anonymous wrote:Indeed.

How does she manage to dress herself so poorly? Other than her underly false bosom, she has a fairly great body but she somehow looks dumpy and chunky in this. How.

Also the pattern on pattern is unsuccessful. Like a steak served over well with ketchup.

I spy with my little eye a camel toe.

You hate to see it.

Ivanka is obviously thin but actually ooks sloppy fat in this photo. Amazing.