The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

[Anonymous]

500 pages!!!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Melania today in a 7.7k python skirt and another coat, this time worn outside and over the shoulders.

She looks as wide as Donald Trump here.

I wish she would pick something other than crew neck sweaters. Crew necks (and I have personal experience with this) really make it look like you have mumsy udders when you are large chested. You need a piece of jewelry or some sort of vertical element (in this case her coat I guess) to break up the vast expanse of BOOBS.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Melania today in a 7.7k python skirt and another coat, this time worn outside and over the shoulders.

She looks as wide as Donald Trump here.

I wish she would pick something other than crew neck sweaters. Crew necks (and I have personal experience with this) really make it look like you have mumsy udders when you are large chested. You need a piece of jewelry or some sort of vertical element (in this case her coat I guess) to break up the vast expanse of BOOBS.

Yup I mentioned her neckline earlier, I have huge natural boobs so I always notice it. Pretty much any neckline would be better than this.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Melania today in a 7.7k python skirt and another coat, this time worn outside and over the shoulders.

She looks as wide as Donald Trump here.

She looks like a snake in the grass.

[Anonymous]

That is a case of a coat where arms put where arms are supposed to be might really help the whole look.

She must spray tan, right?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That is a case of a coat where arms put where arms are supposed to be might really help the whole look.

She must spray tan, right?

Without a doubt! You can see it is kind of darker around her feet, where drier skin clings to tanner. Also (could be the lighting) it looks like you can see the line where the tanner doesn't quite get to the palm of her hand. The overall shade has an orange tinge to it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That is a case of a coat where arms put where arms are supposed to be might really help the whole look.

She must spray tan, right?

Shrobing a drop shoulder--clueless.

[Anonymous]

All of these grifters are trash and dress terribly.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Are there somehow still root?

This is insanity. My hairdresser tried to sell me on these stripey lowlights/highlights when they were "in style" (so to speak) in 2005. He referred to them as "cranberry" and "walnut." I asked him if he was planning to bake bread or do my hair. We never spoke of it again.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Why cover up that attractive skirt with that hideous jacket? At least it’s not saying I don’t care, do U I guess.

No, burn that skirt.

I liked the jacket until you mentioned the “I don’t really care, do U?” (that still baffles me, two years on. What even?) and now I’m half convinced she’s referencing it with this color jacket.

[Anonymous]

I actually like the blue dress.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I actually like the blue dress.

It’s pretty.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I actually like the blue dress.

It’s pretty.

I think it’s pretty too. Grandma chic and lace up boots are in right now. I guess that’s why she’s wearing both.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think the outfit would have worked if the top and bottom were different colors or more modern colors.

But really, all that matters here is that nightmare hair.

Oh, her hair. Her poor poor hair. She is doing to her hair what her father is doing to democracy.

If you tweeted that you would get 4 million retweets

[jsteele]

Anonymous wrote:500 pages!!!

At this point I am going to lock this thread because it puts too much load on the servers to load this many pages. Someone please start a part 2.