The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

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Anonymous wrote:Another coat indoors.


Is that a Gucci coat? They running around $2500-4500. For a daytime event.


Indeed it is. Just shy of 4K per the Daily Mail.


Check out the way that gold eagle is looking at it!!!


It’s thinking “Chanel or not those zippers are stupid”


It’s also thinking “plastic painted belt buckles on a Chanel coat?”

The eagle clearly looks alarmed, and with her demented smile Ms. Eagle seems to be flapping us a warning: “don’t take the seed from her hand! It’s poisoned! It’s poisoned!”
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Another coat indoors.


Is that a Gucci coat? They running around $2500-4500. For a daytime event.


Indeed it is. Just shy of 4K per the Daily Mail.


Check out the way that gold eagle is looking at it!!!


That is awesome! Even the statues are horrified.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Another coat indoors.


Is that a Gucci coat? They running around $2500-4500. For a daytime event.


Indeed it is. Just shy of 4K per the Daily Mail.


Check out the way that gold eagle is looking at it!!!


omg
Anonymous
The coat is back, and the boots and turtleneck are weather-appropriate. A win!
Anonymous
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With pockets on her boobs no less.

Donald has ocd and melania is a coat hoarder. Has she actually repeated a coat since he took office?


She looks fabulous. She is very photogenic.
Thousands of photos are taken of her and rarely do you see a bad one.

Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:The coat is back, and the boots and turtleneck are weather-appropriate. A win!

Isn’t that her step-mother’s coat?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:The coat is back, and the boots and turtleneck are weather-appropriate. A win!


Boy, she really likes this particular coat.

Good for her! A win!
Anonymous
Are there somehow still root?



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Were the stripes intentional?
Anonymous
Are those intended to be low-lights? I live like 15-20 minutes from her, and my colorist could do SO MUCH better. I wonder where she goes and whether this is her colorist, or just her. It's really awful. I can forgive the roots growing in -- we've all been there and I don't think it's reasonable for people to go for touch-ups every other week. But this is not that.

I almost like the dress. It's very 80's. Imagine it in red, and it's exactly like something Nancy Reagan would wear. It's a little bit of an odd choice for professional/work attire -- it's more of a dinner party or wedding look, IMHO. I wouldn't ever wear it myself, but if I saw someone wearing it at a wedding, I wouldn't think "That's awful." Maybe better without so many '80s callbacks (like maybe if you ditch the neck bow and/or the blousey sleeves).

Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:The coat is back, and the boots and turtleneck are weather-appropriate. A win!

Let me try again, more softly this time so as not to frighten anyone: those are some seriously ugly boots. At least knee high, part zip, part lace up with what looks like the extra shoelace length going around the ankle again like the initial ones snapped and she bought a replacement set at CVS, but didn’t know how long they were supposed to be.

She has seriously great attention to detail. Between her scuzzy boots and her rats nest hair, she really shows the value of being detail oriented.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Are there somehow still root?




She’s doing her own hair now, isn’t she? Picture her in that little cosmonaut cap that used to come with highlights (does it still?), skunk chunks of hair yanked through, practicing her throaty dialogue for an insta story.

Also, not joke, my grandmother wore this dress in 1986 to my uncle’s wedding, and almost in this exact shade of blue (Granny’s was just a wiggle more periwinkle). It is literally a Mother of the Groom dress, including the pleated chiffon skirt.
Anonymous
I think the outfit would have worked if the top and bottom were different colors or more modern colors.

But really, all that matters here is that nightmare hair.

Oh, her hair. Her poor poor hair. She is doing to her hair what her father is doing to democracy.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Another coat indoors.



With pockets on her boobs no less.

Donald has ocd and melania is a coat hoarder. Has she actually repeated a coat since he took office?


She looks fabulous. She is very photogenic.
Thousands of photos are taken of her and rarely do you see a bad one.



BWAHAHAHAHA. You are hilarious!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I think the outfit would have worked if the top and bottom were different colors or more modern colors.

But really, all that matters here is that nightmare hair.

Oh, her hair. Her poor poor hair. She is doing to her hair what her father is doing to democracy.


And, also, his hair.
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