The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ivanka Trump looks so uncomfortable in this photo. She looks like she's paralyzed with fear- and so do the ladies standing around her. Is this indeed a photo of her at a women's shelter? She looks like she's been dropped into a lion's den, especially compared with the "vibe" of the photo of MM at the women's shelter! Yikes! MM looks so comfortable and confident and - genuine.

We've all been there. The boss brings in his kid to the office and both sides have to pretend to be interested and nothing gets done for two hours and then we pose for a bunch of photos that star the clueless kid.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Those pants are stretch/knit, right? I'm thinking 1970s and something my mom would have bought if she had decided to be really edgy (as in pants) for an event. Aside from the optical illusion pattern aspect of the suit + top.

Yes, 62% polyester, 21% viscose, 10% nylon, 7% elastane, so not the 70s fabrication but stretch knit indeed.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Well, uh, Meghan isn’t trying hard enough to show off her rack, ok, PP!!? Ivanka has a lot to balance as she pours herself into yet another button-strainer, okay?

Yeah, actually it has magnetic closures (there's a big ingestion/pacemaker warning on the sales page).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:PP who found the image of the outfit on the model, who is the designer of Ivanka’s latest atrocity? It’s not a great suit but that shit looks like it came from Mandee’s. She is so CHEAP-LOOKING! I assume it retailed for a four-digit price and just look at how freaking cheap it looks. Besides how fat-thighed she’s made herself, once again, Ivanka’s tacky porn aesthetic and heinous boob job make her clothes look
even worse. She is actually testing the tensile strength of the lapel fabric and the stitching of the button closing
the blazer.

Even an actual Barbie would never. But Daddy’s favorite Business Ho keeps swinging and missing.

It's zendaya x tommy (hilfiger) and wasn't that expensive full price, maybe $500 for all three pieces.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Those pants are stretch/knit, right? I'm thinking 1970s and something my mom would have bought if she had decided to be really edgy (as in pants) for an event. Aside from the optical illusion pattern aspect of the suit + top.

Yes, 62% polyester, 21% viscose, 10% nylon, 7% elastane, so not the 70s fabrication but stretch knit indeed.

OMG, that is even worse than I thought! I thought it was just an ugly pattern, but the fabric is actually an ugly monogrammed pattern?! The designer should be taken out back and beaten.

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Anonymous wrote:Indeed.

How does she manage to dress herself so poorly? Other than her underly false bosom, she has a fairly great body but she somehow looks dumpy and chunky in this. How.

Also the pattern on pattern is unsuccessful. Like a steak served over well with ketchup.

I spy with my little eye a camel toe.

You hate to see it.

Ivanka is obviously thin but actually ooks sloppy fat in this photo. Amazing.

It’s less the camel toe and more the FUPA. It’s quite disconcerting. The combination of the tightness around the huge breasts, the thighs, the FUPA for days and the thick hoop earrings... it’s like the car seat and the stripper had a baby.

[Anonymous]

I have MS-NBC on right now and they showed Ivanka at a press conference that's about to start. I only saw her from the waist up, but it looks like she's in classic daytime dress. Black plaid, cap sleeve.

Of course, I can't see the skirt part, but I'm sort of relieved that she might be wearing something appropriate?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don't understand why someone that is thin would wear sausage pants. Especially when the designer photo that someone posted has them looking like regular slacks on the model. She needed to size up and get them tailored to fit at the waist, not buy for her waist and have sausage legs.

Oh but she doesn't have a tailor, I forgot.

I also think it's odd that she doesn't have someone tell her or show her (or she could even do this herself as she loves taking selfies) how the outfit looks on camera or in a photo. I unfortunately see her fairly often in real life, and she usually does not look as odd in person as in the pictures. This outfit in its terrible stretch-knit fabric might look OK in real life but it photographs terribly.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I don't understand why someone that is thin would wear sausage pants. Especially when the designer photo that someone posted has them looking like regular slacks on the model. She needed to size up and get them tailored to fit at the waist, not buy for her waist and have sausage legs.

Oh but she doesn't have a tailor, I forgot.

I also think it's odd that she doesn't have someone tell her or show her (or she could even do this herself as she loves taking selfies) how the outfit looks on camera or in a photo. I unfortunately see her fairly often in real life, and she usually does not look as odd in person as in the pictures. This outfit in its terrible stretch-knit fabric might look OK in real life but it photographs terribly.

I want Stacy and Clinton to take her into the 360 degree mirror room

I think it's also possible that she just LIKES this terrible stuff, and if so - you know what? Good on her. Terrible family, terrible person, but go fly your weird ugly clothes flag.

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Anonymous wrote:Indeed.

This looks bad.

But like regular bad, not nightmare bananas bad, which is good for her I guess?

No, this is nightmarish.

Like a bedspread at Hampton Inn and Suites. And those pants are giving me cellulite from here.

But they’re not giving HER cellulite, so they are fine.

Guess again.

She looks like a car seat.

Or upholstery on Amtrak.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I don't understand why someone that is thin would wear sausage pants. Especially when the designer photo that someone posted has them looking like regular slacks on the model. She needed to size up and get them tailored to fit at the waist, not buy for her waist and have sausage legs.

Oh but she doesn't have a tailor, I forgot.

I also think it's odd that she doesn't have someone tell her or show her (or she could even do this herself as she loves taking selfies) how the outfit looks on camera or in a photo. I unfortunately see her fairly often in real life, and she usually does not look as odd in person as in the pictures. This outfit in its terrible stretch-knit fabric might look OK in real life but it photographs terribly.

I want Stacy and Clinton to take her into the 360 degree mirror room

I think it's also possible that she just LIKES this terrible stuff, and if so - you know what? Good on her. Terrible family, terrible person, but go fly your weird ugly clothes flag.

This makes sense. They grew up in a home that looks like everything is from a casino. They might just have bad taste.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I don't understand why someone that is thin would wear sausage pants. Especially when the designer photo that someone posted has them looking like regular slacks on the model. She needed to size up and get them tailored to fit at the waist, not buy for her waist and have sausage legs.

Oh but she doesn't have a tailor, I forgot.

I also think it's odd that she doesn't have someone tell her or show her (or she could even do this herself as she loves taking selfies) how the outfit looks on camera or in a photo. I unfortunately see her fairly often in real life, and she usually does not look as odd in person as in the pictures. This outfit in its terrible stretch-knit fabric might look OK in real life but it photographs terribly.

I want Stacy and Clinton to take her into the 360 degree mirror room

I think it's also possible that she just LIKES this terrible stuff, and if so - you know what? Good on her. Terrible family, terrible person, but go fly your weird ugly clothes flag.

This makes sense. They grew up in a home that looks like everything is from a casino. They might just have bad taste.

“Might”?

[Anonymous]

I read a quote the other day- to paraphrase

Good taste is what you (correctly) believe other people will like;
Bad taste is what you actually like.

Ivanka has very bad taste.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have MS-NBC on right now and they showed Ivanka at a press conference that's about to start. I only saw her from the waist up, but it looks like she's in classic daytime dress. Black plaid, cap sleeve.

Of course, I can't see the skirt part, but I'm sort of relieved that she might be wearing something appropriate?

Sort of appropriate? According to the dailymail she's worn it twice before. I wouldn't say great tho. It's tight and as always just too much.

[Anonymous]

God that's hideous. Her outfits are so consistently, uniformly bad that it's almost like she's pranking us.