The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

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Anonymous wrote:I'm about as far from a fan of the Trumps as you can get. However, most of Melania's clothes are exquisite. This dress is a fashion miss, as well as that stewardess uniform she wore for her official portrait. The clothes she wore at the G20 were amazing, though.

I also think Ivanka's clothes are pretty amazing most of the time. It's a shame about the IQ.

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All of this.

+1. I usually don't open this thread because there's no point, but it was the first item under "recent" just now and I accidentally opened it. Agree. Ivanka is stunning, in particular.

I can’t shake the suspicion that Ivanka reads this thread. And replies to it.

But then why isn’t she learning anything?!?!

Does anything, anything at all suggest to us that anyone in that family doubts their sartorial and stylistic intellect? Her father’s dopey oversized suits? His extra long ties with tape on the back? His Cheeto spray tan? Melania’s stubborn refusal to wear coats in normal times and places? Ivanka’s magical ability to take a normal enough outfit and trash it up? No, she believes she is on a higher fashion plain than the rest of us.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm about as far from a fan of the Trumps as you can get. However, most of Melania's clothes are exquisite. This dress is a fashion miss, as well as that stewardess uniform she wore for her official portrait. The clothes she wore at the G20 were amazing, though.

I also think Ivanka's clothes are pretty amazing most of the time. It's a shame about the IQ.

+1

All of this.

+1. I usually don't open this thread because there's no point, but it was the first item under "recent" just now and I accidentally opened it. Agree. Ivanka is stunning, in particular.

She looks like an alien. It is so obvious that she has had plastic surgery and overdone the Botox and fillers. Not to mention the huge pornstar boobs. Got to wonder why someone so young would do this to themselves.

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Anonymous wrote:Melanie knows how to do rich lady jets to Florida for Xmas. Ivanka’s doing blow the Xmas bonus in NYC on discounted fall boots/coat.

Melania looks great here.

God she looks plastic and fake.
Her coat looks huge.
I hate her pants color with her coat.
Her eyes look angry all the time.

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Anonymous wrote:Melanie knows how to do rich lady jets to Florida for Xmas. Ivanka’s doing blow the Xmas bonus in NYC on discounted fall boots/coat.

Melania looks great here.

God she looks plastic and fake.
Her coat looks huge.
I hate her pants color with her coat.
Her eyes look angry all the time.

I like that coat. It has kind of 1940's styling which I like. You're right about the eyes, though. Is Ivanka wearing the same boots she wore to Qatar? Funny that Melania is doing tan and red the right way after Ivanka did it her way.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm about as far from a fan of the Trumps as you can get. However, most of Melania's clothes are exquisite. This dress is a fashion miss, as well as that stewardess uniform she wore for her official portrait. The clothes she wore at the G20 were amazing, though.

I also think Ivanka's clothes are pretty amazing most of the time. It's a shame about the IQ.

+1

All of this.

+1. I usually don't open this thread because there's no point, but it was the first item under "recent" just now and I accidentally opened it. Agree. Ivanka is stunning, in particular.

I am often stunned by her choices, indeed.

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Where was Jared during the signing?

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There should be an Instagram account just for Melania’s coats. Does she repeat? How many might there be?

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Anonymous wrote:Where was Jared during the signing?

Doing a sheet mask.

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Anonymous wrote:Where was Jared during the signing?

Doing a sheet mask.

More like having the wax layer on his face retouched.

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I think this is related...sort of. I thought Ivanka's "fashion" line was lower end. I've see dresses and shoes at Nordstrom Rack.

A Trump official who lost their luggage on a three-day trip filed a claim that included a necklace from Ivanka's line valued at $5,900. She was traveling with $43k worth of jewelry and $2,000 worth of clothes.

The necklace was made of "prasiolite" and I never heard of that, so I googled it. Most of the returns were necklaces in the $50-100 range.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm about as far from a fan of the Trumps as you can get. However, most of Melania's clothes are exquisite. This dress is a fashion miss, as well as that stewardess uniform she wore for her official portrait. The clothes she wore at the G20 were amazing, though.

I also think Ivanka's clothes are pretty amazing most of the time. It's a shame about the IQ.

+1

All of this.

+1. I usually don't open this thread because there's no point, but it was the first item under "recent" just now and I accidentally opened it. Agree. Ivanka is stunning, in particular.

I can’t shake the suspicion that Ivanka reads this thread. And replies to it.

But then why isn’t she learning anything?!?!

Do you honestly think she wants advice from a bunch of liberal frumps who suggest clog Mary Janes as a viable cocktail option?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think this is related...sort of. I thought Ivanka's "fashion" line was lower end. I've see dresses and shoes at Nordstrom Rack.

A Trump official who lost their luggage on a three-day trip filed a claim that included a necklace from Ivanka's line valued at $5,900. She was traveling with $43k worth of jewelry and $2,000 worth of clothes.

The necklace was made of "prasiolite" and I never heard of that, so I googled it. Most of the returns were necklaces in the $50-100 range.

Ivanka's first jewelry line was pretty expensive. She downmarketed when her research told her she was seen as a spoiled rich kid. Then it's suddenly all "I'm a working mother just like y'all" and Instagram full of bizniz suits and young children.

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How did we miss talking about this one?!?

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Anonymous wrote:How did we miss talking about this one?!?

Because I have nothing nice to say and it’s just meanness about evvvvverybody pictured. Like not even funny, just flat out mean. And personal, cutting remarks, too.

Ooh but I can say this: Kellyanne is the only one who I can think of who legitimately gives Ivanka a run for her money in the what the puck are you wearing and how did you manage to ruin it? Velvet at a holiday party? Totes norms. But what is that shirt? Is it passementerie? Is it knockoff Orla Kiely? Is it a shower cap from 1971 onto which she glued a Nehru collar? What is it? Why is it?

And again, the rest of my comments are just mean and cuhhhh-learly some busy bee is closely monitoring this thread, so you’ll just have to think your own mean comments. (I realize it sounds like I think I’m the only person who comments on this thread; I know I’m not. I’m just too lazy to fix my post).

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Anonymous wrote:How did we miss talking about this one?!?

Because I have nothing nice to say and it’s just meanness about evvvvverybody pictured. Like not even funny, just flat out mean. And personal, cutting remarks, too.

Ooh but I can say this: Kellyanne is the only one who I can think of who legitimately gives Ivanka a run for her money in the what the puck are you wearing and how did you manage to ruin it? Velvet at a holiday party? Totes norms. But what is that shirt? Is it passementerie? Is it knockoff Orla Kiely? Is it a shower cap from 1971 onto which she glued a Nehru collar? What is it? Why is it?

And again, the rest of my comments are just mean and cuhhhh-learly some busy bee is closely monitoring this thread, so you’ll just have to think your own mean comments. (I realize it sounds like I think I’m the only person who comments on this thread; I know I’m not. I’m just too lazy to fix my post).

Ok