The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

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I actually like her velvet suit. Pretty for a holiday party. Does anyone know who the two guys in the photo are? I think I went to college with one of them.

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Anonymous wrote:I actually like her velvet suit. Pretty for a holiday party. Does anyone know who the two guys in the photo are? I think I went to college with one of them.

I would buy this but I probably wouldn’t wear both pieces at the same time, that’s what makes it a little much. But with a plainer top I think it would be OK. What she has under the jacket doesn’t work at all.

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Vanessa must be thanking her stars that she is no longer part of this spectacle.

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Vanessa must be thanking her stars that she is no longer part of this spectacle.

God, Eric is so homely.

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Hat - we have a hat picture!

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6dX7ZeJAw9/

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Anonymous wrote:Hat - we have a hat picture!

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6dX7ZeJAw9/

I don't know what is worse - the outfit or the hat: https://www.instagram.com/p/B6dXlYapXrf/

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Anonymous wrote:Melanie looks her best upstaging Ivanka. There is something odd about how Ivanka balances herself. I thought it was just the cape that made her arms look to far forward.

Ivanka is pushing her neck forward the way her dad does. Lordy, her posture!

Omg, her dad’s tiny fist. He is pathetic. He needs a robe and slippers.

My grandmother would say...."Here's me head, my ass is coming"

I don’t understand this phrase.

I’m a NP, but I’m assuming it means, due to your bad posture, your head arrives so far ahead that it had time to announce that your ass is coming later.

OP of the phrase - yes, that is correct. My autocorrect changed it a bit. Technically it is "here's me head, me ass is coming". My grandmother was Irish and the queen of snark.

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Anonymous wrote:Hat - we have a hat picture!

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6dX7ZeJAw9/

Does her faith require her to wear a hat during Hanukkah, or is she just hiding her foils?

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Anonymous wrote:Hat - we have a hat picture!

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6dX7ZeJAw9/

I don't know what is worse - the outfit or the hat: https://www.instagram.com/p/B6dXlYapXrf/

What is she wearing?!? Oh my gosh.

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Anonymous wrote:How did we miss talking about this one?!?

Because I have nothing nice to say and it’s just meanness about evvvvverybody pictured. Like not even funny, just flat out mean. And personal, cutting remarks, too.

Ooh but I can say this: Kellyanne is the only one who I can think of who legitimately gives Ivanka a run for her money in the what the puck are you wearing and how did you manage to ruin it? Velvet at a holiday party? Totes norms. But what is that shirt? Is it passementerie? Is it knockoff Orla Kiely? Is it a shower cap from 1971 onto which she glued a Nehru collar? What is it? Why is it?

And again, the rest of my comments are just mean and cuhhhh-learly some busy bee is closely monitoring this thread, so you’ll just have to think your own mean comments. (I realize it sounds like I think I’m the only person who comments on this thread; I know I’m not. I’m just too lazy to fix my post).

Ok

It does look like it's from the 70s. And scrawny though she be, the jacket seems too small.

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Anonymous wrote:Hat - we have a hat picture!

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6dX7ZeJAw9/

I don't know what is worse - the outfit or the hat: https://www.instagram.com/p/B6dXlYapXrf/

the worst is them together

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Anonymous wrote:Hat - we have a hat picture!

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6dX7ZeJAw9/

I don't know what is worse - the outfit or the hat: https://www.instagram.com/p/B6dXlYapXrf/

the worst is them together

Definitely the hat-closely followed by the misery on both of their faces.

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Anonymous wrote:Hat - we have a hat picture!

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6dX7ZeJAw9/

Does her faith require her to wear a hat during Hanukkah, or is she just hiding her foils?

No. No it does not. There is no "Hannukah's here, hats on" rule.

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Anonymous wrote:Hat - we have a hat picture!

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6dX7ZeJAw9/

I don't know what is worse - the outfit or the hat: https://www.instagram.com/p/B6dXlYapXrf/

the worst is them together

Definitely the hat-closely followed by the misery on both of their faces.

She must wear a size 13 shoe. her feet are enormous in those payless specials.