The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Melanie looks her best upstaging Ivanka. There is something odd about how Ivanka balances herself. I thought it was just the cape that made her arms look to far forward.

Ivanka is pushing her neck forward the way her dad does. Lordy, her posture!

Omg, her dad’s tiny fist. He is pathetic. He needs a robe and slippers.

[Anonymous]

So Melania opens up her coat to jet off, but stays buttoned up inside the white house?!

[Anonymous]

I love Melania’s bag and shoes. Ivanka doesn’t disappoint in the sartorial disaster department.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I love Melania’s bag and shoes. Ivanka doesn’t disappoint in the sartorial disaster department.

I totally agree with you on both counts!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:From a "fan account " https://www.instagram.com/p/B6UaB7Opzov/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

It's too bad. This white coat would actually be nice...and the tan boots are a good pairing. But the hood ends up looking like some kind of futuristic epaulets in a dystopian movie where the rich have subjugated the masses.

It takes a special kind of talent to ruin even the most basic of looks. It's amazing, in a way.

This is truly one of the theses of this thread. Ivanka cannot dress herself; she ruins even the most basic idea of an outfit. She cannot coordinate, she brings no personality or humanity behind her weird choices. And she’s beginning to develop her father’s frontotemporal lobe dementia centaur stance.

And then there’s Melania who brings it 80% of the time (that bizarre Rosalyn Carter/leisure suit print coat was a delightful example of the 20%). That beige getaway outfit is amazing. Granted I’m squinting at it on my phone while still in bed, but those beiges are AMAZING and this is where one belongs in a coat!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So Melania opens up her coat to jet off, but stays buttoned up inside the white house?!

I know, RIGHT?!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:From a "fan account " https://www.instagram.com/p/B6UaB7Opzov/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6UZ5PkpPbz/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6UZyy9pvxh/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

Dear god, the makeup! It’s like it was applied with Marge Simpson’s makeup gun. These are beautiful women who don’t need ten pounds of spackle. Why do they do this?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Melanie looks her best upstaging Ivanka. There is something odd about how Ivanka balances herself. I thought it was just the cape that made her arms look to far forward.

Ivanka is pushing her neck forward the way her dad does. Lordy, her posture!

Omg, her dad’s tiny fist. He is pathetic. He needs a robe and slippers.

My grandmother would say...."Here's me head, my ass is coming"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Melanie looks her best upstaging Ivanka. There is something odd about how Ivanka balances herself. I thought it was just the cape that made her arms look to far forward.

Ivanka is pushing her neck forward the way her dad does. Lordy, her posture!

Omg, her dad’s tiny fist. He is pathetic. He needs a robe and slippers.

My grandmother would say...."Here's me head, my ass is coming"

I don’t understand this phrase.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Melanie looks her best upstaging Ivanka. There is something odd about how Ivanka balances herself. I thought it was just the cape that made her arms look to far forward.

Ivanka is pushing her neck forward the way her dad does. Lordy, her posture!

Omg, her dad’s tiny fist. He is pathetic. He needs a robe and slippers.

My grandmother would say...."Here's me head, my ass is coming"

I don’t understand this phrase.

I’m a NP, but I’m assuming it means, due to your bad posture, your head arrives so far ahead that it had time to announce that your ass is coming later.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm about as far from a fan of the Trumps as you can get. However, most of Melania's clothes are exquisite. This dress is a fashion miss, as well as that stewardess uniform she wore for her official portrait. The clothes she wore at the G20 were amazing, though.

I also think Ivanka's clothes are pretty amazing most of the time. It's a shame about the IQ.

+1

All of this.

+1. I usually don't open this thread because there's no point, but it was the first item under "recent" just now and I accidentally opened it. Agree. Ivanka is stunning, in particular.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm about as far from a fan of the Trumps as you can get. However, most of Melania's clothes are exquisite. This dress is a fashion miss, as well as that stewardess uniform she wore for her official portrait. The clothes she wore at the G20 were amazing, though.

I also think Ivanka's clothes are pretty amazing most of the time. It's a shame about the IQ.

+1

All of this.

+1. I usually don't open this thread because there's no point, but it was the first item under "recent" just now and I accidentally opened it. Agree. Ivanka is stunning, in particular.

I can’t shake the suspicion that Ivanka reads this thread. And replies to it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm about as far from a fan of the Trumps as you can get. However, most of Melania's clothes are exquisite. This dress is a fashion miss, as well as that stewardess uniform she wore for her official portrait. The clothes she wore at the G20 were amazing, though.

I also think Ivanka's clothes are pretty amazing most of the time. It's a shame about the IQ.

+1

All of this.

+1. I usually don't open this thread because there's no point, but it was the first item under "recent" just now and I accidentally opened it. Agree. Ivanka is stunning, in particular.

I can’t shake the suspicion that Ivanka reads this thread. And replies to it.

But then why isn’t she learning anything?!?!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm about as far from a fan of the Trumps as you can get. However, most of Melania's clothes are exquisite. This dress is a fashion miss, as well as that stewardess uniform she wore for her official portrait. The clothes she wore at the G20 were amazing, though.

I also think Ivanka's clothes are pretty amazing most of the time. It's a shame about the IQ.

+1

All of this.

+1. I usually don't open this thread because there's no point, but it was the first item under "recent" just now and I accidentally opened it. Agree. Ivanka is stunning, in particular.

I can’t shake the suspicion that Ivanka reads this thread. And replies to it.

+1 plus the mysterious missing Instagram posts deleted shortly after they were linked and ridiculed here.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm about as far from a fan of the Trumps as you can get. However, most of Melania's clothes are exquisite. This dress is a fashion miss, as well as that stewardess uniform she wore for her official portrait. The clothes she wore at the G20 were amazing, though.

I also think Ivanka's clothes are pretty amazing most of the time. It's a shame about the IQ.

+1

All of this.

+1. I usually don't open this thread because there's no point, but it was the first item under "recent" just now and I accidentally opened it. Agree. Ivanka is stunning, in particular.

I can’t shake the suspicion that Ivanka reads this thread. And replies to it.

+1 plus the mysterious missing Instagram posts deleted shortly after they were linked and ridiculed here.

If I was Ivanka and read the things on here, I would immediately hire help. Ignorance is bliss to her.