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[Anonymous]

My teen may be operating a speakeasy from our basement. I don’t know for sure because he won’t let me down there. What should I do?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My teen may be operating a speakeasy from our basement. I don’t know for sure because he won’t let me down there. What should I do?

It’s not a speakeasy, darling. It’s a cult.

A weird, stinky cult.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My teen may be operating a speakeasy from our basement. I don’t know for sure because he won’t let me down there. What should I do?

Let him be the entrepreneur he was destined to be. It’s totally fine, don’t be a helicopter parent.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My teen may be operating a speakeasy from our basement. I don’t know for sure because he won’t let me down there. What should I do?

It’s not a speakeasy, darling. It’s a cult.

A weird, stinky cult.

It stinks of bourbon and tequila! And bubble tea!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My teen may be operating a speakeasy from our basement. I don’t know for sure because he won’t let me down there. What should I do?

It’s not a speakeasy, darling. It’s a cult.

A weird, stinky cult.

It stinks of bourbon and tequila! And bubble tea!

Bubble tea? Very concerning. Call the midwife.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My kindergartener likes to have friends over but I hate talking to their parents. Can I arrange some lawn chairs in my driveway along with a cooler of drinks and instruct them to wait outside while the children play?

That’s terrible! You need to offer a porta potty and chaise lounge chairs too.

Please be more hospitable. Lay out a tray of fresh fruit. Perhaps half an apple per family. Don’t need to encourage constant eating.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:WASP upscale girls’ names ideas? Northeastern, please. Southerners are so tacky!

Bitsy
Switsy
Babs
Elsbeth
Lizbeth
Larla, at this point, is overused.

What about

Darleeen
Sandraaaah
Penelopee
Aga-thah

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:WASP upscale girls’ names ideas? Northeastern, please. Southerners are so tacky!

Bitsy
Switsy
Babs
Elsbeth
Lizbeth
Larla, at this point, is overused.

What about

Darleeen
Sandraaaah
Penelopee
Aga-thah

No, no no.

Gertrude
Eleanoreah
Chastity
aand it's Gloreeeeen.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:WASP upscale girls’ names ideas? Northeastern, please. Southerners are so tacky!

Bitsy
Switsy
Babs
Elsbeth
Lizbeth
Larla, at this point, is overused.

What about

Darleeen
Sandraaaah
Penelopee
Aga-thah

No, no no.

Gertrude
Eleanoreah
Chastity
aand it's Gloreeeeen.

Damn! I was thinking Montgomery Elizabeth. Too Alabaman? Maybe Rockefeller Elizabeth.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:WASP upscale girls’ names ideas? Northeastern, please. Southerners are so tacky!

Bitsy
Switsy
Babs
Elsbeth
Lizbeth
Larla, at this point, is overused.

What about

Darleeen
Sandraaaah
Penelopee
Aga-thah

No, no no.

Gertrude
Eleanoreah
Chastity
aand it's Gloreeeeen.

Damn! I was thinking Montgomery Elizabeth. Too Alabaman? Maybe Rockefeller Elizabeth.

No, it's ok as long as your last name begins with an M so her initials will be REM and people can call her Remmy when she's a teen and then Rem J@b when she's in college.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:WASP upscale girls’ names ideas? Northeastern, please. Southerners are so tacky!

Bitsy
Switsy
Babs
Elsbeth
Lizbeth
Larla, at this point, is overused.

What about

Darleeen
Sandraaaah
Penelopee
Aga-thah

No, no no.

Gertrude
Eleanoreah
Chastity
aand it's Gloreeeeen.

Damn! I was thinking Montgomery Elizabeth. Too Alabaman? Maybe Rockefeller Elizabeth.

No, it's ok as long as your last name begins with an M so her initials will be REM and people can call her Remmy when she's a teen and then Rem J@b when she's in college.

It does, it’s Montgomery. So it’ll be either Montgomery Elizabeth Montgomery or Rockefeller Elizabeth Montgomery.

I do love the Lizbeth suggestion though. So maybe Lizbeth Elizabeth Montgomery.

[Anonymous]

Thank you for this thread. I cannot stop laughing!

[Anonymous]

My child is better at sports than his same age cousin but my SIL never mentions it. What should I do?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:WASP upscale girls’ names ideas? Northeastern, please. Southerners are so tacky!

Bitsy
Switsy
Babs
Elsbeth
Lizbeth
Larla, at this point, is overused.

What about

Darleeen
Sandraaaah
Penelopee
Aga-thah

No, no no.

Gertrude
Eleanoreah
Chastity
aand it's Gloreeeeen.

Damn! I was thinking Montgomery Elizabeth. Too Alabaman? Maybe Rockefeller Elizabeth.

No, it's ok as long as your last name begins with an M so her initials will be REM and people can call her Remmy when she's a teen and then Rem J@b when she's in college.

It does, it’s Montgomery. So it’ll be either Montgomery Elizabeth Montgomery or Rockefeller Elizabeth Montgomery.

I do love the Lizbeth suggestion though. So maybe Lizbeth Elizabeth Montgomery.

Those are all great. Tough choice.

[Anonymous]

I have itchy bumps on my butt cheeks. How should I treat them?