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Anonymous
Post the witty sarcastic answers here to other people’s questions/problems. Or get your own problems solved. I’m ready to provide terrible solutions.

Example from current DCUM Recent Topics:

First poster Q: Acne - what’s the best way to treat it?

Second poster A: Electro-shock therapy
Anonymous
Not me, but someone keeps posting multiple threads in diet and exercise saying they’re 4’10” and 114 lbs with a lot of belly fat. She wants to know how to get rid of it.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Not me, but someone keeps posting multiple threads in diet and exercise saying they’re 4’10” and 114 lbs with a lot of belly fat. She wants to know how to get rid of it.


BTDT. Electroshock therapy.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Not me, but someone keeps posting multiple threads in diet and exercise saying they’re 4’10” and 114 lbs with a lot of belly fat. She wants to know how to get rid of it.


BTDT. Electroshock therapy.


Oh! And Donuts.
Anonymous
Should I get a degree from Strayer or University of Phoenix?
Anonymous
Best way to cut a cake?
Anonymous
How do I remove a smell from my linens?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Best way to cut a cake?


Along the layered lines. The lines are there for a reason people.
Anonymous
Same as when you cut the cheese.
Anonymous
How can I stop dreaming while I sleep?
Anonymous
How can I manage the number of cubes my ice cube maker puts out?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:How do I remove a smell from my linens?


It depends on the smell. Farts like to be trapped in fart tent. It removes the other smells.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Not me, but someone keeps posting multiple threads in diet and exercise saying they’re 4’10” and 114 lbs with a lot of belly fat. She wants to know how to get rid of it.


BTDT. Electroshock therapy.


Oh! And Donuts.

Lol.
Anonymous
How can I use all this leftover Kochujang I have?!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:How can I manage the number of cubes my ice cube maker puts out?


Discipline! You’re the parent!
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