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Post the witty sarcastic answers here to other people’s questions/problems. Or get your own problems solved. I’m ready to provide terrible solutions.
Example from current DCUM Recent Topics: First poster Q: Acne - what’s the best way to treat it? Second poster A: Electro-shock therapy |
| Not me, but someone keeps posting multiple threads in diet and exercise saying they’re 4’10” and 114 lbs with a lot of belly fat. She wants to know how to get rid of it. |
BTDT. Electroshock therapy. |
Oh! And Donuts. |
| Should I get a degree from Strayer or University of Phoenix? |
| Best way to cut a cake? |
| How do I remove a smell from my linens? |
Along the layered lines. The lines are there for a reason people. |
| Same as when you cut the cheese. |
| How can I stop dreaming while I sleep? |
| How can I manage the number of cubes my ice cube maker puts out? |
It depends on the smell. Farts like to be trapped in fart tent. It removes the other smells. |
Lol. |
| How can I use all this leftover Kochujang I have?! |
Discipline! You’re the parent! |