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Anonymous wrote:Best way to cut a cake?

Along the layered lines. The lines are there for a reason people.

This is a common misconception, actually. The best way is a spiral starting from the center.

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How do I stop the sun from shining during the summer? I can’t sleep when there is light.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How do I stop the sun from shining during the summer? I can’t sleep when there is light.

The movie Bird Box - watch it.

[Anonymous]

The official website for White House tours says you can’t have bags that are round for tours, but I remember a thread here with someone saying they were fine with squares. Can someone on this anonymous forum clarify which is true? The official White House policy, or the dcum poster. tia

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Should I teach my 3 dogs how to lunge at runners in spandex when I can see an outline of their junk? They are pitties 😍

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Should I teach my 3 dogs how to lunge at runners in spandex when I can see an outline of their junk? They are pitties 😍

You and the pitties should follow close behind said runner and catcall him if it's a big outline. If it's a small outline, mock him, but also offer to help. Give the pitties cigars to smoke.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The official website for White House tours says you can’t have bags that are round for tours, but I remember a thread here with someone saying they were fine with squares. Can someone on this anonymous forum clarify which is true? The official White House policy, or the dcum poster. tia

Squares are always acceptable at the people's house.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Best way to cut a cake?

There should be a prime number of equally-sized pieces. Preferably 7.

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Anonymous wrote:Should I get a degree from Strayer or University of Phoenix?

Ultimate wokeness may only be achieved by attending an Ivy League school.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How do I stop the sun from shining during the summer? I can’t sleep when there is light.

Vampire facelift like Julianne Moore

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Best way to cut a cake?

Along the layered lines. The lines are there for a reason people.

I call bottom

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Anonymous wrote:Not me, but someone keeps posting multiple threads in diet and exercise saying they’re 4’10” and 114 lbs with a lot of belly fat. She wants to know how to get rid of it.

BTDT. Electroshock therapy.

Oh! And Donuts.

And stretch yourself out by tying ankles to one car and wrists to another. Make sure they don’t drive too far apart.

Genetics. You should have thought of that before being born

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How do I stop the sun from shining during the summer? I can’t sleep when there is light.

This is why we summer in the Southern Hemisphere. My children love it.

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Anonymous wrote:How can I save money to buy a house in Arlington when I make $50K a year? I’m 28 and have 3 kittens.

Give happy ending massages

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Best way to cut a cake?

Along the layered lines. The lines are there for a reason people.

I call bottom

Tops are better