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Anonymous wrote:What should I do for July 4th?

launch a huge fireworks display from your backyard. You neighbors will love it. Do it pretty late to make sure they are back from where ever they went.

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Anonymous wrote:What should I do for July 4th?

launch a huge fireworks display from your backyard. You neighbors will love it. Do it pretty late to make sure they are back from where ever they went.

Also, do some more on the 5th of July, about midnight, to remind them of the fun they had the day before. You need new a few; just make sure they are loud.

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Anonymous wrote:What should I do for July 4th?

Send Jacque Lawson e-cards to all your British friends wishing them a Happy 4th of July.

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Anonymous wrote:What should I do for July 4th?

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My kindergartener likes to have friends over but I hate talking to their parents. Can I arrange some lawn chairs in my driveway along with a cooler of drinks and instruct them to wait outside while the children play?

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Anonymous wrote:My kindergartener likes to have friends over but I hate talking to their parents. Can I arrange some lawn chairs in my driveway along with a cooler of drinks and instruct them to wait outside while the children play?

That’s terrible! You need to offer a porta potty and chaise lounge chairs too.

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Anonymous wrote:My kindergartener likes to have friends over but I hate talking to their parents. Can I arrange some lawn chairs in my driveway along with a cooler of drinks and instruct them to wait outside while the children play?

Why so hospitable? Next they will want tables for their drinks and swizzle sticks. Draw a line before it is too late.

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Anonymous wrote:What should I do for July 4th?

All true patriots storm the Capitol. Nothing says 'merica quite like it.

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WASP upscale girls’ names ideas? Northeastern, please. Southerners are so tacky!

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Anonymous wrote:WASP upscale girls’ names ideas? Northeastern, please. Southerners are so tacky!

Bitsy
Switsy
Babs
Elsbeth
Lizbeth
Larla, at this point, is overused.

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Anonymous wrote:I can't afford private but my neighbors all say DCPS/MCPS/FCPS suck and will ruin the children forever. What do I do?

Take the money you might have saved for college if your dc's went to school in a decent school district and get a mommy makeover.

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Anonymous wrote:Which toilet seat should I buy for my commode?

This would be perfect for the kids bathroom. Only thing is will it ruin the toilet seat cover when you close it?

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Should we adopt a dire wolf puppy? We have two toddlers and jackrabbit.

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Anonymous wrote:What should I do for July 4th?

I have a Mickey Mouse sweatshirt, will match with my merman leggings (I’m a woman identifying as merman). But I don’t know where I can find someone bald to walk me around that I won’t make topple over. I’m a pretty thicc merman. My “fish scales” weigh a lot, I’m embarrassed to admit.

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Anonymous wrote:Should we adopt a dire wolf puppy? We have two toddlers and jackrabbit.

You can’t get just one, you have to 5 and assign each of them to their respective houses (Lannister, Stark, Greyjoy, Targaryen, etc). Make sure you introduce the jackrabbit to them early and they all sleep together as a pack.