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Anonymous wrote:DH is on a work trip and left me to take care of the dog. I'm too lazy to walk it so I just opened the door in the morning and at night but after the third night she didn't come back. That was 5 days ago and I never got around to calling the pound. DH is due home tomorrow. Can I just steal someone else's black lab and get away with it?

Steal a white dog and tell him the dog got old. Then a few weeks later you can return it and tell him the doggie went to the rainbow bridge because it was so old.

I love you, this gave me a needed laugh

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How can I save money to buy a house in Arlington when I make $50K a year? I’m 28 and have 3 kittens.

Leave the kittens out of your mess of a life and try to be a better cat daddy

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I forgot it was the Fourth of July and we have no plans and no fireworks and I feel like a slightly bad mom.

Meet an Argentine and celebrate the 9th of July.

There were actually fireworks in Alexandria Saturday night. Was so glad because DS and I got into an epic battle and our 4th was cancelled

[Anonymous]

We invited my sons best friend to stay at our beach house this summer. He refuses to pay rent, pay for his meals, cable or electricity. Should we send a bill to his parents? He is 10.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:We invited my sons best friend to stay at our beach house this summer. He refuses to pay rent, pay for his meals, cable or electricity. Should we send a bill to his parents? He is 10.

His parents? Is he a loser?

He should babysit and wash all the dishes.

[Anonymous]

Don't cry out loud. Just keep it inside and learn how to hide your feelings.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What can we do for fun when it's 90+ degrees?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How can I save money to buy a house in Arlington when I make $50K a year? I’m 28 and have 3 kittens.

Leave the kittens out of your mess of a life and try to be a better cat daddy

Lol

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Don't cry out loud. Just keep it inside and learn how to hide your feelings.

And if you should fall remember you almost had it all.