The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

[Anonymous]

Wow, the picture in the green dress she looks SO much like her mom, it's crazy. She's suddenly got that square jaw. Like when the polyjuice potion wears off and your actual genetics re-emerge.

On the fashion, I don't get either of those outfits. The green dress would be fine, but the neckline is super weird (too broad or something), the bejewling is definitely sassy grandma in inspiration, and the waist is too high. I've been saying for 2+ years that she just needs some good black pantsuits if she wants to play presidential advisor...but this is NOT the black pants suit I had in mind, and definitely not with a navy turtleneck underneath. Why is the jacket so long? Why are the sleeves and pants so short? I was arguing that pretty much everyone looks good in a dark pants suit and that it's hard to screw it up...but she's proven me wrong. She had a minor success with the plaid coat-dress, and now it looks like she's borrowing stuff out of random people's closets.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is their Christmas card and is totally batcrap crazy.

Wow. I thought it was hard for MY family to find a decent photo. I'm almost relieved.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This morning:




Afternoon/evening:

OK, these are the first pictures posted that have actually scared me. She used to be gorgeous IMHO, even in her brother's wedding photo posted earlier.. Maybe it's the lighting or whatever, but in the first picture she.looks like a china doll come.to.life. And not in a good way.

+1

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is their Christmas card and is totally batcrap crazy.

Who is the random woman in the middle of their family photo? The sister wife?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is their Christmas card and is totally batcrap crazy.

Who is the random woman in the middle of their family photo? The sister wife?

“Judge” Jeanine.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is their Christmas card and is totally batcrap crazy.

Who is the random woman in the middle of their family photo? The sister wife?

That’s ‘Judge’ Jeanine Pirro

[Anonymous]

She’s a kickass judge, at that!

[Anonymous]

That Christmas card looks like it’s from the year Shutterfly introduced ordered premise cards online. It’s so cheesy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Wow, the picture in the green dress she looks SO much like her mom, it's crazy. She's suddenly got that square jaw. Like when the polyjuice potion wears off and your actual genetics re-emerge.

On the fashion, I don't get either of those outfits. The green dress would be fine, but the neckline is super weird (too broad or something), the bejewling is definitely sassy grandma in inspiration, and the waist is too high. I've been saying for 2+ years that she just needs some good black pantsuits if she wants to play presidential advisor...but this is NOT the black pants suit I had in mind, and definitely not with a navy turtleneck underneath. Why is the jacket so long? Why are the sleeves and pants so short? I was arguing that pretty much everyone looks good in a dark pants suit and that it's hard to screw it up...but she's proven me wrong. She had a minor success with the plaid coat-dress, and now it looks like she's borrowing stuff out of random people's closets.

Disagree. The green dress is pretty much perfect. Well fitting, appropriate.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She’s a kickass judge, at that!

Lol “judge.”

Is she featured as a Christmas elf in their photo? Why? I don’t get it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This morning:




Afternoon/evening:

OK, these are the first pictures posted that have actually scared me. She used to be gorgeous IMHO, even in her brother's wedding photo posted earlier.. Maybe it's the lighting or whatever, but in the first picture she.looks like a china doll come.to.life. And not in a good way.

Hmmm I thought the consensus would be that Ivanka had 3 not misses this week.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This morning:




Afternoon/evening:

OK, these are the first pictures posted that have actually scared me. She used to be gorgeous IMHO, even in her brother's wedding photo posted earlier.. Maybe it's the lighting or whatever, but in the first picture she.looks like a china doll come.to.life. And not in a good way.

Hmmm I thought the consensus would be that Ivanka had 3 not misses this week.

Her cheeks look too filled.

[Anonymous]

The green dress might just be bad because of the angle. She seems to have no waist. But the neckline is definitely too broad.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is their Christmas card and is totally batcrap crazy.

Wow. I thought it was hard for MY family to find a decent photo. I'm almost relieved.

is the little one in gray a girl or boy? socks and shoes throwing me off.

and eric - lose the beard. it's not hiding your gums.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is their Christmas card and is totally batcrap crazy.

Wow. I thought it was hard for MY family to find a decent photo. I'm almost relieved.

is the little one in gray a girl or boy? socks and shoes throwing me off.

and eric - lose the beard. it's not hiding your gums.

In re: a different thread--both sitting on the arms of the chair