The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

[Anonymous]

Ivanka’s face looks really bad, like she may be on steroids.

[Anonymous]

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Afternoon/evening:

OK, these are the first pictures posted that have actually scared me. She used to be gorgeous IMHO, even in her brother's wedding photo posted earlier.. Maybe it's the lighting or whatever, but in the first picture she.looks like a china doll come.to.life. And not in a good way.

+1

Her chest in the green dress looks very different than usual...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Love the red boots, reserving judgement on the skirt (might depend on the fabric).

The Ivanka instagram video looks like a hostage video or like a drugged up porn star trying to get out her two lines of dialog. It’s really beyond awful to watch. If it were someone I was friends with, I would be staging an intervention or something. I wonder if she’s on some prescription anti-anxiety meds or something that flattens her affect, or if it’s just all the lip filler makes it too hard to speak normally. But at least she got the outfit mostly right.

Hahahahahhahah

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This morning:




Afternoon/evening:

OK, these are the first pictures posted that have actually scared me. She used to be gorgeous IMHO, even in her brother's wedding photo posted earlier.. Maybe it's the lighting or whatever, but in the first picture she.looks like a china doll come.to.life. And not in a good way.

+1

Her chest in the green dress looks very different than usual...

Agree. Probably minimizer bra? And I think this dress dispels the pregnancy rumors.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This morning:




Afternoon/evening:

OK, these are the first pictures posted that have actually scared me. She used to be gorgeous IMHO, even in her brother's wedding photo posted earlier.. Maybe it's the lighting or whatever, but in the first picture she.looks like a china doll come.to.life. And not in a good way.

Hmmm I thought the consensus would be that Ivanka had 3 not misses this week.

THEYre it horrible - her pants are a decent length, for example - but they’ve all been Ivankafied. They’re just weird looking, like something is just always off in her outfits.

And she looks like she’s going to crack in that first pic of her at her house.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This morning:




Afternoon/evening:

OK, these are the first pictures posted that have actually scared me. She used to be gorgeous IMHO, even in her brother's wedding photo posted earlier.. Maybe it's the lighting or whatever, but in the first picture she.looks like a china doll come.to.life. And not in a good way.

Hmmm I thought the consensus would be that Ivanka had 3 not misses this week.

THEYre it horrible - her pants are a decent length, for example - but they’ve all been Ivankafied. They’re just weird looking, like something is just always off in her outfits.

And she looks like she’s going to crack in that first pic of her at her house.

I think the top outfit is fairly normal. Sure most people wouldn't wear stilettos with crop tight pants, and a lap-less blazer - but as 80s cosplay, it's fairly low key.

[Anonymous]

What's on the shoulders of the green dress?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The green dress might just be bad because of the angle. She seems to have no waist. But the neckline is definitely too broad.

Agree. The green dress is close, but not quite right. It's too broad and too deep cut at the neckline. Generally I like shoulder embellishments, but in this case she would look much better without them.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ivanka’s face looks really bad, like she may be on steroids.

No, she does not look like she’s on steroids. Google steroid moon face. Then google excessive cosmetic fillers. There’s no doubt that’s not a steroid face.

[Anonymous]

I think the all-black pantsuit is fine, even with the turtleneck. However, the cut of the blazer is what makes this less fashionable than it otherwise could be.

As for the green dress, are we sure those aren't wax figures of Ivanka and Jared? Ghastly.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What's on the shoulders of the green dress?

Agreed! At first, I only saw one and thought it was an oddly-placed brooch. Then I realized there is one on each shoulder. Not my cup of tea.

[Anonymous]

Yikes. A lotta look today.

[Anonymous]

She needs to pay better attention to her roots.

[Anonymous]

She needs to find her soul.

[Anonymous]

Gosh her fave looks so weird!

And she looks like she’s wearing depends under those pants.