The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

[Anonymous]

I think the plaid coat is the best thing I’ve seen Ivanka in since well before this thread started. She looks good and I’m hoping there’s a dress under there that doesn’t have weird vines on boob pockets and a peplum.

[Anonymous]

Those tiny stiletto heels are horrible to walk in.

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I like the boots, but not with that skirt.

Im so surprised by the amount of ppl here that like these awful Mrs. Claus Stripper boots. They’re hideous.

[Anonymous]

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I like the boots, but not with that skirt.

Im so surprised by the amount of ppl here that like these awful Mrs. Claus Stripper boots. They’re hideous.

Hehe she does look like that time Santa Claus married a former stripper...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think the plaid coat is the best thing I’ve seen Ivanka in since well before this thread started. She looks good and I’m hoping there’s a dress under there that doesn’t have weird vines on boob pockets and a peplum.

If I had a quibble with it, it's that I think it's too short waisted. The flaring needs to start a couple of inches lower.

[Anonymous]

Ivanka’s arm is so stiff and her hand is so tense on that plaid coat picture! She looks like a robot with marionette lines.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:She would look so much better with smaller boobs in all these outfits. The size just looks silly on any woman but especially someone approaching the matronly years.

I agree with you about her, but want to point out that many women naturally have big, matronly boobs.

Yes, but the matronly bosom usually matches a matronly figure, size 14, decked out in a bedazzled sweater from a home shopping channel, and stretchy pants from Kohls.

The brand you were thinking of is called Quacker Factory. My MIL got me a sweater from there one year.

Leave Quaker Factory alone you classist, hateful harpies!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ivanka’s arm is so stiff and her hand is so tense on that plaid coat picture! She looks like a robot with marionette lines.

Does anyone know why she has marionette lines? I thought fillers were supposed to get rid of those?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Ivanka’s arm is so stiff and her hand is so tense on that plaid coat picture! She looks like a robot with marionette lines.

Does anyone know why she has marionette lines? I thought fillers were supposed to get rid of those?

It might be a result of previous facial surgery.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Ivanka’s arm is so stiff and her hand is so tense on that plaid coat picture! She looks like a robot with marionette lines.

Does anyone know why she has marionette lines? I thought fillers were supposed to get rid of those?

That assumes that she was targeting her (probably completely non existent at that time) marionette lines. But I think she was filling up her cheeks primarily, having non-surgical contouring between surgeries. Whether or not someone developed lines would depend where and how much someone has their face injected and how much that migrated. I wonder how much of her cheek chub is migrated from her cheekbones. I say “cheek chub” because she’s clearly not a fat person, but her face has the chubbiness of either a plump woman or someone on steroids. So I think it’s a filler failure.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ivanka’s arm is so stiff and her hand is so tense on that plaid coat picture! She looks like a robot with marionette lines.

Does anyone know why she has marionette lines? I thought fillers were supposed to get rid of those?

That assumes that she was targeting her (probably completely non existent at that time) marionette lines. But I think she was filling up her cheeks primarily, having non-surgical contouring between surgeries. Whether or not someone developed lines would depend where and how much someone has their face injected and how much that migrated. I wonder how much of her cheek chub is migrated from her cheekbones. I say “cheek chub” because she’s clearly not a fat person, but her face has the chubbiness of either a plump woman or someone on steroids. So I think it’s a filler failure.

She has always had a round face. Most of the work she'd had is to get rid of the roundness.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ivanka’s arm is so stiff and her hand is so tense on that plaid coat picture! She looks like a robot with marionette lines.

Does anyone know why she has marionette lines? I thought fillers were supposed to get rid of those?

That assumes that she was targeting her (probably completely non existent at that time) marionette lines. But I think she was filling up her cheeks primarily, having non-surgical contouring between surgeries. Whether or not someone developed lines would depend where and how much someone has their face injected and how much that migrated. I wonder how much of her cheek chub is migrated from her cheekbones. I say “cheek chub” because she’s clearly not a fat person, but her face has the chubbiness of either a plump woman or someone on steroids. So I think it’s a filler failure.

She has always had a round face. Most of the work she'd had is to get rid of the roundness.

She had that work done when she was younger. Now that she’s losing facial volume due to aging, she’s trying to get it back with fillers.

[Anonymous]

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Afternoon/evening:

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OK, these are the first pictures posted that have actually scared me. She used to be gorgeous IMHO, even in her brother's wedding photo posted earlier.. Maybe it's the lighting or whatever, but in the first picture she.looks like a china doll come.to.life. And not in a good way.

[Anonymous]

This is their Christmas card and is totally batcrap crazy.