The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

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Huh. I like the boots a lot, a lot a lot. I would like the whole outfit on someone younger/more boho - on her it looks like she forgot what season it is (or who she is). I don't know why she is wearing spring clothes and a shirt that shows her bra.

I like the outfit actually. I am happy to see her with kids. Seems that's her place.

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Not terrible. Although given how much she apparently hates Melania, I'm guessing suddenly copying step-mom's style means Ivanka feels like she's not getting enough attention from Daddy Dearest.

[Anonymous]

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Definitely pregnant.

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Not terrible. Although given how much she apparently hates Melania, I'm guessing suddenly copying step-mom's style means Ivanka feels like she's not getting enough attention from Daddy Dearest.

It's like a cheap version of the coat Melania wore!

[Anonymous]

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Not terrible. Although given how much she apparently hates Melania, I'm guessing suddenly copying step-mom's style means Ivanka feels like she's not getting enough attention from Daddy Dearest.

It's like a cheap version of the coat Melania wore!

Also it looks like she isn't wearing anything underneath.

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Not terrible. Although given how much she apparently hates Melania, I'm guessing suddenly copying step-mom's style means Ivanka feels like she's not getting enough attention from Daddy Dearest.

It's like a cheap version of the coat Melania wore!

Also it looks like she isn't wearing anything underneath.

Maybe she’s smuggling contraband watches and there isn’t any room for regular clothes.

She told herself as smiled into the mirror. Selling knock off Timex watches to Lavrov was her little game to play today. He knew they were knockoffs. She knew he knew. He didn’t even want them. But it was just her and her Melania Dearest cosplay with nothing on underneath and a few rows of knockoff watches. It was the art of the deal, and she was winning.

[Anonymous]

What do you think is in the DHL package back there? A tire? A wreath?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What do you think is in the DHL package back there? A tire? A wreath?

millstone?

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Anonymous wrote:What do you think is in the DHL package back there? A tire? A wreath?

millstone?

A cheese wheel

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:She would look so much better with smaller boobs in all these outfits. The size just looks silly on any woman but especially someone approaching the matronly years.

I agree with you about her, but want to point out that many women naturally have big, matronly boobs.

Yes, but the matronly bosom usually matches a matronly figure, size 14, decked out in a bedazzled sweater from a home shopping channel, and stretchy pants from Kohls.

[Anonymous]

The Ivanka coat is fine, so its a win for her.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:She would look so much better with smaller boobs in all these outfits. The size just looks silly on any woman but especially someone approaching the matronly years.

I agree with you about her, but want to point out that many women naturally have big, matronly boobs.

Yes, but the matronly bosom usually matches a matronly figure, size 14, decked out in a bedazzled sweater from a home shopping channel, and stretchy pants from Kohls.

So... better looking /dressed than the Trump women, is what you're saying.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:She would look so much better with smaller boobs in all these outfits. The size just looks silly on any woman but especially someone approaching the matronly years.

I agree with you about her, but want to point out that many women naturally have big, matronly boobs.

Yes, but the matronly bosom usually matches a matronly figure, size 14, decked out in a bedazzled sweater from a home shopping channel, and stretchy pants from Kohls.

The brand you were thinking of is called Quacker Factory. My MIL got me a sweater from there one year.

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Anonymous wrote:What do you think is in the DHL package back there? A tire? A wreath?

millstone?

It's a wheel of cheese. That's what's causing all the weight gain.